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Jewel
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 12:14pm UTC

Cherophobia:
The fear that you might die laughing.

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Ally5913
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 8:14pm UTC

"This is going to be a top quote. I can feel it!!"
WTF? Only 5 faves?!

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JustinBieber_97
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 3:30pm UTC

"See I told you I wasn't too drunk, and
I could drive myself home last night."
"Dude, I drove you home, you were in
the passenger seat steering with a
paper plate."

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Alybuzz
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 8:31pm UTC

Dear Facebook,
Could you please add a
"will die with 72 cats" relationship option?
Sincerely,
10 cats and counting.

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luvie90
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 7:21pm UTC

I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

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ImmaBeastNinja
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 7:10pm UTC

THOSE ANNOYING PARENTS
that always have to know everything about their kids life....

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Matea2707
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 4:28pm UTC

ƠƝԼƳ ƝƖƝʆƛƧ ƇƛƝ ƦЄƛƊ ƬӇƖƧ
Fave this quote if you'r
a njnja too ;)

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Potatoechipdip
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 6:29pm UTC

When I Was Little
"Im gonna tell your mom"
Was the scariest sentence.

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iceberg124
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 10:03pm UTC

She said she wanted to get high, so he took her to the tallest hill in town. She said she wanted to stay up all night & drink, so he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated soda and said "Drink Up." She said she wanted to shoot herself in the face, so he gave her a water gun and let her pull the trigger. She said she wanted to cut herself, so he took a Polaroid picture of her face and let her cut it up. She said she wanted to cry herself to sleep, so he had her watch a sad and romantic movie before bed. She said that she wanted to be alone, so he gave her a name tag that said "Hello,my name is Alone." She said that she wanted someone to be there to take care of her,
so he asked when he wasn't.
♥
nmq/nmf

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heyitsamanda122
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 9:51pm UTC

&, who else
remembers the comback: "that's so funny i forgot to laugh."

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jessica_bieber69
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 3:42pm UTC

I love how in horror
movies they yell out "Hello?!"
As if the killers gonna say "Yeah, I'm in the living room, wanna watch some football?"♥

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heyitsxis
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 8:05pm UTC

making eye contact with a girl at the mall,
& automat ically,
hating.eachother. :)

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rawrritsaleeex
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 8:42pm UTC

LAST FRIDAY NIGHT
yeah we danced on tabletops
and we took too many shots
I think we kissed but i forgot..
LOL,JK...
i was chillin on Witty.
♥
nmf

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vivalaNatalie
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 7:21pm UTC

Psychological fact
People are more likely to cry at night because the lack of sleep makes emotions hard to control.
♥
notmine

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 4:08pm UTC

♥
I wonder what
He’s doing right now !

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daddysbai12
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 3:03pm UTC

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
I would never
call my mom by her first name.
If I did, I would find myself
living in a cardboard box
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

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thekingsofgrazioso
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 10:17pm UTC

Hello :)
My names Charlie. Please read this.
Okay, so I like this girl, Rachelle. Her screen name is thebeatles.
[Maybe you've heard of her?, Shes the gorgeous one]
Okay so, please favorite, because I have a message to give her,
&I want her to see this.
[She doesn't know I know her screen name,
she told my brother, who told me, its complicated]
But anyway, getting to the point.
Rachelle, will you go out with me?
♥ Charlie.

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Hotsocks17JA
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 4:35pm UTC

I don't want to see you anymore,
i'm just not that strong.
i love it when your here,
b u t i m b e t t e r w h e n y o u r e g o n e.
♥

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foreverland
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC

Why was the Tomato blushing?
Because he saw the Salad Dressing.

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abbyapathetic
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 3:31pm UTC

Every day
you live through exactly 86,400 seconds.
but a stupid mistake or bad judgement
in \\ just one \\ of those seconds
can change
everything.
♥
* I already did this one a while ago; bringing it back because, i love it♥

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