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elprado01
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May 24, 2012 10:45pm UTC

Today,I saw the Hunger Games. Me and my best friend saw a man crying when Rue died. We asked him if he's okay. He replied with, "This is what happend to my daughter, but with a bullet" ♥

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elprado01
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May 20, 2012 3:32pm UTC

So, apparently, people have invented
-A golf club you can pee in
-A breast-feeding baby doll
-A disembodied arm pillow
-A house for a cat box
……. Society, You’re scaring me

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elprado01
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May 20, 2012 1:50pm UTC

A D M I T I T
Everything was named “Bob” when you were little.

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elprado01
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May 20, 2012 1:46pm UTC

“I want to be an exterminator when I grow up.
I like to kill the worms
I like to kill grasshoppers
I like to kill the bees
Uhhhh… I like to kill Justin Bieber
-5 year old ~ Toddlers & Tiaras
I. Love. This . Kid

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elprado01
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May 20, 2012 1:42pm UTC

Admit it
We all thought “Poop Deck” meant something different when we were little♥

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elprado01
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May 20, 2012 1:38pm UTC

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
How I wonder what you are
As I make a wish on you
I dearly hope that it comes true
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
How I wonder what you are
My wish to you is that I can be
Some girl other than me
Twinkle Twinkle Little star
How I wonder what you are

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elprado01
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May 20, 2012 12:23am UTC

Danielle: J Hey look, Its my boyfiend, Liam
Elenaor: J Hey look, Its my boyfriend, Louis
Me: Ü OMG OMG OMG!!! THE ONE DIRECTION POSTER IS MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH ME!! WE ARE SOO GETTING MARRIED!!!

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elprado01
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May 8, 2012 10:40pm UTC

Witty's theme
song...
Lean On Me

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elprado01
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May 8, 2012 10:34pm UTC

Pssst, I have a secret,
You're beautiful
nmf
. ......

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elprado01
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May 6, 2012 8:21pm UTC

Just because she Cuts, doesn't mean she wants attentionJust because she is Overweight,Doesn't mean shes uglyJust because she Dyslexic,Doesn't mean shes dumbJust because she thinks shes uglyDoesn't mean she isn't beautifulFormat credit: confessions_of_a_cutter

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elprado01
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May 6, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Me:Hey,do you like One Direction?
Girl:Yea,totally!
Me:Cool!Whos your fave?
Girl:I like Lewis Thompson and Kevin the Dove!
Me:
Girl:
Me:
Girl:
Me: I dont know you.

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elprado01
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May 5, 2012 10:01pm UTC

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Pok

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elprado01
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Sexually rubbing the table
When you're trying to grab something in the dark

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elprado01
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May 5, 2012 9:56pm UTC

who else remembers
"You got it dude!"

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elprado01
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May 5, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Who else remembers
That the coolest thing in the world was gettiing new Polly Pockets?

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elprado01
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May 3, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Directioner stuff #1
Seeing horizontal stripes and thinking of Louis

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elprado01
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May 1, 2012 5:19pm UTC

ERROR!Niall Horan ate this quote.

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elprado01
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April 26, 2012 8:37pm UTC

I've turned my best friend into a Directioner.My job is done ♥

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elprado01
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April 26, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Dear Directionators,I hope Kevin eats you. Sencerly, Directioners

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elprado01
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April 18, 2012 10:37pm UTC

Random quiz1. Who do you love?Niall Horan2.Fave color?Blue3.Where do you want to be?Wherever Niall is :)4.What do you want the most?One Direction front-row tickets5.Where are you?My butt-ugly room6.Who do you miss?Ethier Emmah or Nana (FYI: Aunt Nana)7. Who/what do you have on your wall? A Niall Horran/ One Direction shrine8.What day is it?Wendsday, April 18 20129. Who is the last person you called/texted?Genny10.What are you looking at?My screen. Duh.11. Are you AWESOME?No, not really.

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