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elprado01

1. elprado01
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2012 9:55pm UTC
   my [friend] said...I cant drawI cant singIm a slow reader (Not big but offencive)Im uglyIm dumbAnd much more behind my back...I've been crying for a half an hour now.
   
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2. elprado01
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   April 3, 2012 9:49pm UTC
   M.y. l.i.f.e. i.s. o.v.e.r
   
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3. elprado01
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   April 3, 2012 9:47pm UTC
   never insult anyone...Because they might be gone tomorrow.
   
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4. elprado01
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   April 3, 2012 7:00pm UTC
   FAVE IF YOU HAD A WEIRD DREAM LAST NIGHT...Comment what it was about
   
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5. elprado01
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   April 1, 2012 8:57pm UTC
   That Awkward moment when...You laugh so hard you start to pee a little
   
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6. elprado01
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   April 1, 2012 8:44pm UTC
   Yahoo! Answers question: WHAT IS AVRIL LAVIGNE'S HOME ADDRESS?User Question: I need to know her address for school.Me:What school do you go? The Academy Of Stalkers?
   
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7. elprado01
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   March 25, 2012 1:38pm UTC
   This morning, I had a breakfast of...Bacon,a donut,and a breakfast burrito...Because I'm not afraid to gain a couple pounds
   
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8. elprado01
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   March 25, 2012 12:56pm UTC
   Fave for Witty
   Comment for Facebook
   ♥
   
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9. elprado01
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   March 25, 2012 12:44pm UTC
   Barbie has been a..-Mermaid-Princess-Fariy-Normal teenager-Musketeer-Popstar.......Whoelse wants to be Barbie now?
   
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10. elprado01
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    March 25, 2012 9:54am UTC
    Psychological Fact:
    "Wow, you're cool"
    You most likely said that in a sarcastic way.
    Fave if you did :)
    
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11. elprado01
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    March 25, 2012 12:21am UTC
    The doctor said my Grandpa won't last long.She said that before Christmas.Staystrong♥
    
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12. elprado01
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    March 25, 2012 12:13am UTC
    You can't spell beautiful,Without U ♥
    
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13. elprado01
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    March 24, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    Today, I saw a sweet quote about how a popular guy held a girl with Down Syndrome's hand because she was afraid of a fire drill. One of the comments said "EWW! GIRLS WITH DOWN SYNDROME ARE UGLY! HE SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT! HES WEIRD AND HES GONNA GET RETARDED GIRL AIDS!"
    Fave if you want to post unmentionable things on her profile and that girls with Down Syndrome are beautiful
    ♥
    
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14. elprado01
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    March 24, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    Do me a favor by doing at least one of these things:-Draw a heart on your hand-Borrow a kid's book from your little brother ot sister and read it (If you have a younger sibling)-Draw a picture and color outside the lines-Go to Club Penguin and make an account-Turn on the T.V. and flip to Spongebob-Ask your mom to buy animal crackers next time she goes shopping-Go 3 hours without getting on Facebook-Bring out your Barbies and old toys And when you are done, Fave if you miss those days♥
    
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15. elprado01
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    March 22, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    Long but worth it :)Kate, KateWhy did they hate?I was only 5And this is the story of when she was aliveMy daddy did drugsMy mommy never gave me hugsThey kept me locked up in a roomWith nothing but gloomWhen mommy came inI tried to say "Hi"But she'd say I was a lieOh deary my!Next I heard the door slamDaddy came in as angry as a clamThen he came into my roomWith a big BAMHe'd slap and he'd hitHe'd say I'm full of Sh*tHe'd kick and he'd punch, and then it was done.Mom said to call a med,But he knew I was dead.Fave if you HATE child abuse(C) All mine! I'm proud of my poem!
    
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16. elprado01
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    March 22, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    Those terrible actors
    In the commercials
    ♥
    
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17. elprado01
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    March 22, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    Ever need INSPIRATION? Pop in a Disney Classic ♥
    
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18. elprado01
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    March 20, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    Girls Hair Care______________________ *Wet*Shampoo*Rinse*Repeat*Condition*Dry with towel*Brush*Dry with hair dyrer *Put in hair spray*GETS DECENT HAIR*Boy Hair Care__________________________*Wet*Shampoo*Comb*GETS HOTTEST HAIR STYLE*
    
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19. elprado01
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    March 18, 2012 1:33am UTC
    DO NOT FORGET
    ....WHAT YOU REGRET
    
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20. elprado01
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    March 18, 2012 12:54am UTC
    Dear Witty Girls,I've been called beautiful by My family, My best friend, and even Ariana GrandeThe only way I'll believe it is by hearing it from the witty girls. So fave if you think I'm truly beautiful.Im only 11 and people think I don't have feelings. That I'm too young. But I do. I feel happy,heartbroken, you name it, I feel it.Im not a robot.
    ♥
    
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