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1. ellecheer
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   June 27, 2012 12:15am UTC
   When I was younger I wanted to be older, but now that I'm older I want to be younger again.
   
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2. ellecheer
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   June 26, 2012 11:51pm UTC
   I dropped my
   laptop in the
   ocean. It's
   a Dell, rolling
   in the deep.
   
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3. ellecheer
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 11:39pm UTC
   Becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak!
   
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4. ellecheer
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   October 8, 2011 2:08am UTC
   gggggg
   Be Fun
   gggggg
   Be Happy
   gggggg
   Be Yourself
   gggggg
   
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5. ellecheer
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   October 8, 2011 1:58am UTC
   That awkward moment when you're at a red light and the person next to you just stares at you until the light turns green.
   
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6. ellecheer
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   September 18, 2011 10:36pm UTC
   FML.
   
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7. ellecheer
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   September 2, 2011 12:51am UTC
   so bored...
   
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8. ellecheer
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   August 30, 2011 11:19am UTC
   :D hey, homies
   
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9. ellecheer
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   August 28, 2011 6:49pm UTC
   Another Mother-Daughter Moment
   Me: I'm tired...
   Mom: Hi Tired I'm Mom.
   Me: Woow.
   
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10. ellecheer
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    August 28, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    Once upon a time, there was an intelligent pig. His name was
    Albert. Now Albert wasn't any normal pig, you see because he
    had special powers. He could turn anyone into a crisp hot piece
    of bacon in the blink of an eye. Well, one day a little girl walked
    up to him and asked for a piece of bacon because he was
    indeed a pig. Albert was furious for calling him bacon and
    demanding a slice of his butt so Albert blinked his eyes and the
    little girl was turned into bacon. Albert ate the slice of bacon but sadly it will al just go back to the same place, his butt.
    The End
    
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11. ellecheer
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    August 28, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    True Story...
    My Friend: Jk.
    This Boy We Were Talking Too: Who's that?
    
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12. ellecheer
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    August 28, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    Another Mean Girls Moment [Two in One]
    Gretchen: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me...but I can't help it I'm so popular.
    Shane: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
    Regina: I'm starving.
    Shane: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat them if we want to move up a weight class.
    Regina: What?
    Shane: They make you gain weight like crazy.
    Regina: Motherf-
    [She spits out the bite she's eating]
    Regina: Ahhhhh!
    
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13. ellecheer
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    August 28, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    Another She's The Man Moment
    Sebastian: [Indicating Viola's Fake Sideburns] Are those real?
    Viola: Oh yeah, I'm growing sideburns now- NO!
    
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14. ellecheer
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    August 28, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    Peace and Love
    and all of the Above .
    
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15. ellecheer
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    August 28, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    I may not be perfect but I'll always be me.
    
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16. ellecheer
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    August 28, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    FuzzyWuzzy'DaBear Is Watching You...
    
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17. ellecheer
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    August 28, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    LoveMatcher.com
    Melvin's Profile
    Hobbie's: Sewing, Walking on the Beach with his mother, Reading, Watching the Cooking Network on Sunday's.
    What he's looking for in a girl: Glasses, funny personality, loves to watch the Cooking Network.
    90% Loading
    Your match in Bertha. She enjoys walking in the park with her mother, watching birds, and loves cooking on Sundays and watching the Cooking Network!
    Not a Real Website. :)
    
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18. ellecheer
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    August 28, 2011 2:07pm UTC
    Greeting's Earthlings.
    
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19. ellecheer
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    August 28, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    Don't feel bad.
    A lot of people have no talent.
    
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20. ellecheer
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    August 28, 2011 2:13am UTC
    Unicorn Tears - 50 Cents a Bottle
    Fairy Dust - $1.00 a Bottle
    Vampire Blood - 75 Cents a Bottle
    
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