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  1. rollienicoliex3 rollienicoliex3
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    It's Liam Payne Torso Appreciation Week :)
    ♥ 1D

  2. rollienicoliex3 rollienicoliex3
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Oh how we love Kevin :)
    ♥ 1D

  3. rollienicoliex3 rollienicoliex3
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    When Zayn bites his lip.
    ♥ 1D

  4. Act4life33 Act4life33
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:10am UTC
    That beautiful moment:
    When you wake up to the smell of breakfast

  5. liveloveforever liveloveforever
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 11:07am UTC
    hannahlovesxox fade
    If you tell me to "c h i l l a x " I will "c h i l l stab " you,
    and "c h i l l augh " when you bleed to "c h i l l death."

  6. when_forever_comes_to_an_end when_forever_comes_to_an_end
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 11:08am UTC
    NOT MY FORMAT!
    remember when I asked for your opinion?
    yeah, neither do i.

  7. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  8. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  9. you_were_my_everything you_were_my_everything
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    I f S h o w e r s
    played music
    I would never leave mine. ♥

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    just saw a homeless guy
    with a sign that said:
    "I bet you can't hit me with a quarter."
    Division - Aly & AJ

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    seeing old couples
    who are still c o m p l e t e l y in love.
    nmq:) follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

  12. FramingMatthew FramingMatthew
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 11:59am UTC
    Most guys on Witty are like this...
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpqd6oC7YK1qf8h0s.gif
    ...And then there's me, like this:
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpqderbKC61qf8h0s.gif
    lol, being ugly sucks.

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when there's a top quote.
    And you don't get it.
    But like 1418983957 other people do.
    my quote:) follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

  14. littlenewty littlenewty
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    if at first you don't succeed ,
    then seed sucking is not for you.

  15. Act4life33 Act4life33
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Steve deserves a round of a plause.
    Please clap for him right now.
    He created this website of no intention that it would:
    save lives,
    help struggling girls vent,
    create frienships
    and
    sisterhoods,
    make people smile.
    He had not an intention that the people on the site would sign on
    EVERY DAY.
    He made it for us.
    Yeah- we don't know him but just incase
    he sees this...
    favorite it.
    Just so he knows we love him.
    and just so he understands how grateful we are... because without Steve
    there'd be no witty
    and without witty....
    I shouldn't go there
    :)

  16. Marie1388 Marie1388
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    Admit it,
    there is at least one Taylor Swift song that describes your life perfectly.

  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    COMPARED TO HER
    I LOOK LIKE A POTATOE

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    My bed is so much comfier
    in the morning than at night.

  19. soccerxgirlx97 soccerxgirlx97
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Me: Can I use the bathroom?
    Teacher: I don't know, can you?
    Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
    Teacher: .......

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    It's the worst feeling when
    You smile at a baby
    And they just scrunch up their face
    And burst into tears.
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

:)

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