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elizard2323

1. elizard2323
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2010 10:59pm UTC
   Today in biology...
   The most awkward thing happened
   a total country boy came in
   wearing a pink and purple checkered dress
   I think I failed my test.
   Sad thing is
   this actually happened...
   
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2. elizard2323
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2010 9:52pm UTC
   Last Year the most popular guy in school said to me
   "I know where you live."
   And i was like O_o "OK...."
   Today i figured out how,
   His little brother is friends with my neighbor,
   And i was like "Ohhh....."
   
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3. elizard2323
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2010 6:54am UTC
   I swear if one more teacher mispronounces my last name
   and after i correct them asks me if I'm his sister I'm going to say
   "No, not at all. I'm mean were the only ones with the same last name in this freaking county! And its really easy to pronounce! SO GET IT RIGHT ALREADY!"
   I have some really stupid teachers
   
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4. elizard2323
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2010 6:29am UTC
   Look Mom and Dad you know I love You but
   If you tell me one more time...
   how I'm like my brother
   how i look like my brother
   how I'm different from my brother
   I'm going to kill you,
   go to my room to throw soft things really hard,
   come back and resurrect you
   So i can have a hug
   and you can tell me how I have better grades than him
   
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5. elizard2323
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2010 11:21pm UTC
   Biology,
   the only class where:
   Students get yelled at for reading,
   Lab partners can pass notes openly,
   DNA is explained through really bad country music,
   The ceiling has a black hole that goes on and on and on and on and on..,
   The teacher dresses up like a swam monster and everyone just thinks,
   Not again...
   
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6. elizard2323
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2010 10:57pm UTC
   Today, I learned something new...
   That my best friend
   Is a NINJA
   Highlight Please!
   
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7. elizard2323
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2010 6:24pm UTC
   Who is she?
   What happened to her?
   When did she change?
   Where did the old her go?
   Why?
   
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