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  1. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    When I was little I used to think I was special because the moon always followed me.

  2. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    ╔═══╗ ♪ ♫
    ║███║ ♫♪ ♫
    ║ (●) ║
    ╚═══╝

  3. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    ⓛ ⓞ ⓥ ⓔ ♡

  4. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    It's not Jason Derulo, its JAAAASON DERUUUUULOOOO.
    NOT MY FORMAT.

  5. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    The lamp that ghetto stomps the " I "
    in pixar

  6. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:16pm UTC
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    The feeling when you found out how to make cool formats on witty
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  7. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    The awkward moment when... You thought that add was a quote.

  8. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    The awkward moment when...
    A skinny person asks if they are fat.
    nmf

  9. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    The awkward moment when...
    You are looking for somthing
    then 5 minutes later you realize you were holding it

  10. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    69th quote!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    Hey you! Yeah you! No you over there! Yeah you! Do you like tacos?

  12. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    That is a very handosme suit!
    And that is a very pretty dress.
    But you should know it gives you back fat.
    -Pretty little liars

  13. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you expected this quote to be awkward
    format credit to liveyourlifexxx3

  14. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 3:10pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    If we were a movie
    You'd be the right guy
    And I'd be the best friend
    That you falled in love with

  15. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 3:06pm UTC
    You even give an asprin a headache!
    -My Stepdad

  16. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    Admit it,
    Every girl
    Wants to
    Kiss in the
    Rain.

  17. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    Admit it,
    Boys are 10 x hotter
    When they wear flat hats
    And smell like Axe.

  18. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    Our friendship is tighter than our skinny jeans.

    nmq/nmf

  19. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    I pray for a world where chickens can cross the road without getting their motives questioned.

  20. eliza9825 eliza9825
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 2:24pm UTC
    Live for the moment

    Format by Sandrasaurus

:)

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