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ejenny13
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 8:27pm UTC

Adele 's producers told her to lose weight . She replied that she writes music for the ears, not the eyes .
Fave if you think she's a great role model.

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ejenny13
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 8:10pm UTC

Chores can't kill you,
but why take a chance?

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ejenny13
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 7:23pm UTC

Harry :I can talk to snakes
Ron: Yeah well Dumbledore gave me his magic lighter
Harry: I have an invisibility cloak
Ron: I have parents
Harry: I banged your sister
Ron: . . . . .
~facebook

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ejenny13
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 3:34pm UTC

Before you criticize someone,
walk a mile in their shoes. That way
when you do criticize them,
your a mile away, and you have their
shoes.
~nmq, from facebook

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ejenny13
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 9:17pm UTC

Girls go to college, to get more knowledge
Boys go to Jupiter, to get more stupider
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ejenny13
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 9:12pm UTC

Fave this if sometimes you see a guy with really soft hair and you have this really big urge
to just randomly go up to him and pet his head.

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ejenny13
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 8:41pm UTC

I hate 2-faced people.
It makes it hard to decide which side to slap first.
not my format.

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ejenny13
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 12:12pm UTC

Hey
hi
you know how everyone says "i know right" when they wanna agree with someone?
it drives me insane
I KNOW RIGHT:)
. . .

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ejenny13
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 8:34pm UTC

PLEASE fave this if you know someone who has been eaten by Penguins. Penguins are nearly unstoppable and, when hungry, also breathe fire. 71% of people won't fave this because they have already been eaten by Penguins. Another 28% won't because they are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming Penguinapocalypse. The remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post, and fave this.
And that's why penguins shall dominate the whole world. . .

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ejenny13
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 8:29pm UTC

Music is my drug ,
Youtube is my dealer.
facebook
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ejenny13
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 2:24pm UTC

Dear "cool " people,
they d i dn't name a candy
after you, did they?
Sincerely, Nerds

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ejenny13
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 11:35pm UTC

confession: i watch jimmy neutron, because his hair still fascinates me. <3

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ejenny13
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 4:14pm UTC

What's that? A hat?
Crazy, funky, junky hat.
Overslept, hair unsightly. Trying to look like Keira Knightly.
We've been the re, we've done that, we see right through your funky hat.
FAVE IF U REMEMBER THIS (:
never

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ejenny13
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 8:27pm UTC

When you
mess up a guy's h a i r
he t h i n k s i t s cu t e
but when you mess up a GIRL'S hair. . . . . . . . . . . . . just really hope you're wearing something bulletproof

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ejenny13
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 4:47pm UTC

Have you ever screamed at
your BF for walking alone with
another girl only to find out its
his cousin?
awkward.

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ejenny13
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 4:27pm UTC

Thatz hot
from the wise words of Paris Hilton

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ejenny13
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 4:17pm UTC

I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY BUTT (:
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL
I would say I love you with
a l l my heart, but my butt is bigger butt i♥s iger

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ejenny13
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 8:25pm UTC

don't you ever get that feeling that someone is watching you?
or is it just me?