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BravoSierra
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February 16, 2012 3:20pm UTC

I've been in 2 milleniums, 2 centuries, and three decades. I've seen the Twin Towers fall, the first black president, a prince marry a commoner and Bin Laden killed.
I'm not even 20.
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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 9:01pm UTC

I have a huge house, a gorgeous body, loads of cash, tons of friends, I have a perfect life...
THANKYOU, SIMS(;
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 3:12pm UTC

*licks you*
I apologize for my random impulse to taste you.
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Anniee91
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Shutting the door to
trap your pet,
so they're
forced into spending
time with you.

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xKatelinx55
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 7:23pm UTC

lose your pen = no pen
no pen = no notes
no notes = no study
no study = fail
fail = no diploma
no diploma = no work
no work = no money
no money = no food
no food = skinny
skinny = ugly
ugly = no love
no love = no marriage
no marriage = no children
no children = alone
alone = depression
depression = sickness
sickness = death
don't lose your pen...or you will die.
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 7:54pm UTC

I'm going to marry you one day.
Y o u j u s t d o n ' t k n o w i t y e t .
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ssSoXFN13
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 9:19pm UTC

click to see this quote

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SparksFlyxXx
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 7:49pm UTC

& Does anyone else get that mini spaz attack in bed when they're half asleep and dream they're falling? ♥

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kristanio
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Fav if you used to watch the raindrops on the window to see which one "wins".
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 8:03pm UTC

WANTED BY MANY
taken by none.
l o o k i n ' a t s o m e
waiting for one.
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Gemmaa999
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 7:24pm UTC

Every girl has five personalities;
1. How she acts at school.
2. How she acts around her friends.
3. How she acts around her family.
4. How she acts when she's with him.
5. How she acts when she's alone.

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 7:59pm UTC

being partnered
with
him
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megan0002
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Have no date for
Valentine's Day?
Play Temple Run.
At least theres something chasing you.

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BabeeGurl
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 8:50pm UTC

K.
Would you like some fries with that conversation killer?

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Teacher: I'M CALLING YOUR MOM!!!
Me: Tell her I said Hi :)!!!
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ccx33
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 10:14pm UTC

I had a party last night
Sorry you couldnt come!
but your boyfriend did.... TWICE!
fave if your dirty enough to get it ;)
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teenager_posts
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 9:08pm UTC

TeenagerPost#154
That awkward moment when you try and sing a duet by yourself.
nmf.nmq.

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babyimaddicteddd
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Now, you're just somebody that I
used
to
know.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 10:55pm UTC

What I learned in school:
1. How to whisper
2. How to text without looking
3. How to look like I'm thinking
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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Being single is alright,
But after a while you get tired of seeing
all the cute couples out there
and you start to wonder
when you are going to be part on one.

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