jessicabliss posted a quote
February 12, 2014 9:34pm UTC
Ohmygosh so today in band I was having a really hard time playing a high D on my clarinet and the conductor got really mad that I couldn't play it and I kid you not, he screamed: "Just take out the D!" ... I laughed so hard he made me leave the band room until I could "get myself under control"
jessicabliss posted a quote
September 19, 2013 7:55pm UTC
Yesterday in drama club we played some improv games... Long story short, this is what happened. Director: Any ideas for what these three should be? Person in audience: A dog! Girl on stage: I'll be a dog. Director: What else? Person in audience: Jess should be Honey boo-boo. Me: I got this guys. *slouches way down in the chair and starts to act disgusting* Director: And we need one more. Person in audience: Emma should be sexually attracted to fruit. Director: I like it. Okay to recap, we have a dog, Honey boo-boo and a woman who is sexually attracted to fruit. Are we ready to bring our bachelorette?! ...You know when someone has to play a character that is sexually attracted to fruit you are going to have a good time...
HEY WITTIANS PLEASE READ: I read this quote saying how if [the author] lived in a place like America, she would throw a Witty party to meet other Wittians. I think this is a great idea. I would love to meet a fellow Wittian and I'm sure some of you guys would too. Comment where you are from and maybe you'll find a wittian who lives in your area. **This isn't meant to be creepy but I have been on Witty for 2 years and have never met a Wittian yet** I hope I'll finally be able to meet one of you guys and hopefully you all will too. Good Luck! Comment Below!
jessicabliss posted a quote
July 22, 2013 1:46pm UTC
A kiss is just a kiss, 'till you find the one you love. A hug is just a hug, 'till you find the one you're always thinking of. A dream is just a dream, 'till it comes true. Love is just a word, 'till it's proven to you.
jessicabliss posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:41pm UTC
Why Complicate Life? Missing someone? Call Want to meet up? Invite Want to be understood? Explain Have questions? Ask Don't like something? Say it Like something? State it Want something? Ask for it Love someone? Tell them Nobody will know what's going on in your mind. It's better to express rather than to expect. You already have the NO, take the risk of getting the YES. We only have one life. Keep it simple.
BEAUTY PAGENT (byoo-tee pa-gent) Noun, {plural: Beauty Pagents} Defiition: Thousands and millions of dollars wasted on fake reinstones and and screaming children.
jessicabliss posted a quote
July 24, 2013 1:16am UTC
You say you love rain But you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love the sun But you seek shade when it's shining. You say you love wind But when it comes, you close your window. So that's why I'm scared When you say you love me.
jessicabliss posted a quote
July 10, 2013 8:40pm UTC
REALITY OF FEAR: You're not scared of the dark. You're scared of what's in it. You're not afraid of heights. You're afraid of falling. You're not afraid of the people around you. You're just afraid of rejection. You're not afraid of love. You're just afraid of not being loved back. You're not afraid to let go. You're just afraid to accept the reality that he's gone. You're not afraid to try again. You're just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.
jessicabliss posted a quote
July 10, 2013 9:19pm UTC
Every girls dream is to have a guy call her at 3 am just to say, "Hey baby, I just wanted to tell you I love you." am outside of your window with cookies and ice cream.
jessicabliss posted a quote
July 10, 2013 9:28pm UTC
I heard you're a player. So let's play a game. Let's play fight. Let's talk 24/7. Let's tell each other good morning and good night every day. Let's take walks together. Let's give each other nicknames. Let's hang out with each other's friends. Let's go on dates. Let's talk on the phone all night long. Let's hold each other. Let's hug and kiss. And whoever falls in love first? Loses.
TO MY FUTURE CHILDREN: you will start off with a flip phone. idgaf if the iPhone 13 is out by then, you're going to know the struggle that you're dad and i endured.
taytay8056 posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:15pm UTC
Me: *Watching Harry Potter* Me: *has big bowl of popcorn and a cold pop* Me: *Stalking One Direction on my phone* Me: *On Witty* Me: "God, I love my life.