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easiersaidthandone
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August 31, 2013 5:59pm UTC

That 70's Show quote:
Red: But bob, why are we going to be open on Christmas eve?
Bob: Because someone will be driving home from work that day and be saying to himself, oh no! I forgot to get a christmas present!
Bob: So, the guy will come in here and buy a fridge.
.

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easiersaidthandone
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August 29, 2013 7:50pm UTC

I mean, who actually knows what P.S. stands for?
Personally, I have no idea but I write it all the time.

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easiersaidthandone
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August 29, 2013 7:47pm UTC

Am I the only one who is afraid to listen to a song in the fear that I might get tired of it and hate it but its just such a good song I don't want to hate it? Is this just my weirdness?

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easiersaidthandone
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August 18, 2013 3:56pm UTC

*plot twist: the guy actually has a wife and 3 kids*

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easiersaidthandone
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June 21, 2013 1:23pm UTC

That sad moment
when you realize an actor/actress is not awesome in real life

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easiersaidthandone
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June 18, 2013 9:25pm UTC

I just watched a commercial
where a guy just picked up a girl by giving her free wifi
like that would be me

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easiersaidthandone
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June 16, 2013 8:40pm UTC

people: I love you to the moon and back
me: it wasn't even cute the first time
me: i hope you get trapped on the moon and die
I can't be the only one who is annoyed by that saying?

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easiersaidthandone
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June 16, 2013 11:42am UTC

We accept the love we think we deserve
♥

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easiersaidthandone
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June 10, 2013 10:22pm UTC

Is it just me or do you go the whole school year hating homework
then being so bored during summer that you wish you had busy work

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easiersaidthandone
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June 10, 2013 10:19pm UTC

me: *gets let out on summer break*
me: but now i'm alone
me: *cries*

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easiersaidthandone
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June 9, 2013 5:53pm UTC

You know. Cats can scar people for life.
Like one time this guy came to my house and was playing with my cat. But my cat didn't like him and after the guy put him down, my cat circled him around the table. After stalking and watching him from around the table a few times, the guy thought my cat wanted to play with him again. He thought wrong. He lifted up my cat who was at this point like really p/ssed off. My cat decided to launch off this guy's face with his cat claws and literally scarred him for life. Like there is a giant scar in the middle of his face. Poor guy. But I love my cat.

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easiersaidthandone
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June 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC

jealousy is a disease
get well b/tch.
nmq

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easiersaidthandone
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May 23, 2013 6:24pm UTC

the only time the words "hun" and "sweetheart" are used,
is when you are either married
or in some sassy fight

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easiersaidthandone
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May 19, 2013 1:31pm UTC

*in health class*
teacher: so this is say 2 of our alochol unit
teacher: does anyone have any questions?
kid: can old people get drunk?

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easiersaidthandone
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May 19, 2013 1:25pm UTC

you didn't know what you had
until you stood up

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easiersaidthandone
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May 19, 2013 1:23pm UTC

person on disney: well, at least this couldn't get any worse
*automatically gets worse on cue*
me: what a completely totally unexpected plot twist
me: wowie
me: i love disney

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easiersaidthandone
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May 1, 2013 9:35pm UTC

me: don't you ever lie to your mom?
my friend: sure i did, once but then she found out
my friend: oh but i still lie to her all the time
my friend: she asks- did you eat the chocolate?
my friend: and i say- no

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easiersaidthandone
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April 24, 2013 10:05pm UTC

thinking an outfit is cute
until you try it on

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easiersaidthandone
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 10:56pm UTC

that rage when
someone steps on your ugg

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easiersaidthandone
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April 6, 2013 4:38pm UTC

when you were little
the biggest challenge was peeling your clementine in one peel

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