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elephants_are_cool*
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October 5, 2013 3:26pm UTC

be the change you want to see in the world.
-Mahatma Gandhi

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 5, 2013 3:08pm UTC

And then Satan said;
"put the alphabet in maths."

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 4, 2013 7:59pm UTC

i actually think that being complimented on your work or something you've done is much nicer than saying "you're pretty" because you don't put any effort into being pretty

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 4, 2013 7:55pm UTC

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 3, 2013 4:46pm UTC

Pretty much all I need to keep me happy
is a never-ending jar of nutella.
(no one's figured it out yet. unbelievable.)

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 4:23pm UTC

I just want to be
admired.
I just want to be loved.
I just want to be the reason why someone gets up every morning.
I just want to be an inspiration to someone.
I just want to be somebody.

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 3, 2013 2:01pm UTC

Always give 100%.
Unless you're donating blood.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 4:27pm UTC

MY POINT IS...
okay, nevermind.
you never listen anyway.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 4:23pm UTC

if you ever feel stupid just remember once a girl's water bottle fell off the table and I said "bless you"

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 2:55pm UTC

Have you ever
Googled
yourself before?

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 29, 2013 4:40pm UTC

That moment when
you tell a joke but no one hears you except one person who repeats it louder and makes everyone laugh.

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 29, 2013 4:34pm UTC

3 words.
8 letters.
Easy to say,
hard to prove.
I'm a zebra.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 3:12pm UTC

"imagine if they had movies but instead of actors they had real people and they filmed the story as it happened"
they have those
its called a documentary

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Teacher Logic:
You can have 2 hours to do this homework, but I'm going to take 2 years to mark it.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 4:56pm UTC

I can't take this long distance relationship anymore.
Fridge, you're coming to my room.

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 27, 2013 2:54pm UTC

awe•some
[awhsum]
adj.n.
1. Me.
.
.

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 26, 2013 2:54pm UTC

brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semi- permanent decision once you brush your teeth that's it you can't eat for the rest of the night and I just don't know if I'm ready for that commitment yet

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 2:36pm UTC

CINDERELLA
is proof that a new pair of shoes
can change your life.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 2:27pm UTC

As soon as Steve follows you,
hell that notification becomes a war trophy.

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 25, 2013 3:41pm UTC

"If you fall, I'll be there for you."
-Floor

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