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Member Since: 12 Aug 2010 12:27am

Last Seen: 23 Oct 2011 12:36am

user id: 120380

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about this loser.
the girl next door


daisy I don't talk much. it's weird though, I only talk on the internet. I defo talk to my close frinds. I mean, I'm annoying to them.. I hate to upset people. I chill alot. I keep my cool. I smile alot. I'm strange. I don't care what people think about me. you got to admit that life is hard, so is your head. sorry, not you. to those who are against you, of course. I want you to comment on my page right HERE. Comment if you want to be in my links. don't worry. keep calm and carry on. don't panic.and by the way, sorry for the poor punctuation.

This Is Me
you're on your way

go to the sun











  1. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    Today, some creepy, twitchy, weirdo asked me for directions to an elementary school in my neighborhood. I gave him directions to the police precinct. MLIA.

  2. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 8:48am UTC
    YawningIsFun.
    Let's all yawn together and sign the meatball song.

  3. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 7:52am UTC
    HATE
    Is a very strong word,
    I'd rather use, STRONGLY DISLIKE.

  4. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 7:26am UTC
    I a m so happy,
    I found w i t t y ,
    I got a s m i l e,
    And a FROWN,
    W i t h o u t it,
    I'll be V E R Y,
    EMOTIONLESS.

  5. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 7:09am UTC
    Hey. If you haven't met me yet. read this.
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/2483165
    If you did thank you.

  6. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    Your love is\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
    ///////////////Like a rainbow.

  7. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    He gave me a hard time\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
    ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////Just like that.

  8. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    What do you want from me?\\\\\\\\\
    /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////A kiss.

  9. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    Shawty's love\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
    //////////// is l i ke a Pyramid.

  10. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    That is such a\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
    ///////////////////////////////Degrassi Line.

  11. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Sea Cheese is from\\\\\\\\\\\\\
    /////////////////////////////////////Sea Cows.

  12. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    He still loves you////////////////////////////////
    \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\He's just not admitting it.

  13. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    HE GAVE ME A HEART//////////////////
    \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\That's why I have one.

  14. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    I LOVE YOU//////////////////////////////////
    \\\\\\\\No matter who you are.

  15. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    Real Eyes
    Realize/////////
    Real Lies///

  16. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    mature eyes only.♥
    Okay when you read this; really think about it and what it means.
    Why do we sleep in church, but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
    Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to gossip?
    Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?
    Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message, Yet we repost the nasty ones?
    Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing?
    Why is it so hard to fight for what you believe in, when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
    Think about it, are you going to repost this?
    Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
    Just remember God is always watching you.
    The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father."
    90% of you won't repost this.
    reposting :)

  17. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 11:40am UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 3:15am UTC
    NO OFFENCE!
    Brunette: It's dark, we're going to rob a bank *picks up flashlight*
    Blonde: OKAY! *picks up carrot*
    Brunette: Ummm? Why did you pick up a carrot
    Blonde: They help you see in the dark. DUH!?
    Brunette: ...
    Just Sooooo Funny!

  19. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 12:16am UTC
    Who Else?
    Edits their Photos on Picnik?

    .i.do.

  20. dyzyloxin dyzyloxin
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    The Laugher
    1) Go to Google Translate and
    2) Type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty".
    3) Translate to Vietnamese.
    4) Copy and paste the translated phrase into the textbox.
    5) Translate to English.
    6) Do you agree with Google Translate?
    *I cracked up at this one!*

:)

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