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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
February 4, 2014 5:37pm UTC

It's better to be pessimistic
Then either exactly what you expected happens or you're surprised
Happy Tuesday.

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haynaww_17
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 3:16pm UTC

Oh thats cute
*checks price tag*
Nope.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:45am UTC

That Awkward
moment, When your
friend is arguing with
his parents
and his Parents turn
towards you and ask “Do you ever talk to your
parents like this?”
f o r m a t by rajsonkar

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Nikki Sixx*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 12:14pm UTC

Do you ever get really depressed
just thinking about that one boy that
you're in love with, but you know will
never feel the same way about you?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 7:46pm UTC

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She can talk about him all day
but when he's actually around
she's speechless
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Nikki Sixx*
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 1:00pm UTC

When I post a picture of my friend on facebook/instagram, she gets 50 likes.
When my friend posts a picture of me
on facebook/instagram, I get 3 likes.
Me: Someday I'll be a beautiful butterfly.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:37pm UTC

the ocean gets its salitness from the
tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:10pm UTC

i may not be cute, smart or funny but
at least i'm not a mass murderer.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:07pm UTC

i bet microwaves are just actually filled with
a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot.

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Nikki Sixx*
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 9:38am UTC

I think that every boy that likes to have 'swag'
and have their pants down to their ankles
needs to take some advice from
Steve Urkel..

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georgiagirl
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 2:35pm UTC

When you see a really cute boy
and realize you will never see
him again.

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Nikki Sixx*
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 6:25pm UTC

Walter: How long've
you been married?
Jeff Dunham: Fifteen years.
Walter: You'll see.
Jeff Dunham: See what?
Walter: Remember when you
said, "Til death do us part"?
Jeff Dunham: Yeah.
Walter: Later you'll realize you
were actually setting a goal.

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