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drumajor0602

1. drumajor0602
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   December 19, 2009 4:59pm UTC
   Today my mom came back from the store
   with two snuggies, a pink one for my sister, and a black one for me. When I asked my mom why she bought me a snuggie in such a boring color she replied with "I thought you would want black so you could wear it like a cloak and pretend to be a wizard". I'm glad my mom understands me. MLIA
   
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2. drumajor0602
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   December 19, 2009 4:24pm UTC
   Today I ate a tootsie pop. It took 473 licks to get to the tootsie roll center. You're welcome world. MLIA
   
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3. drumajor0602
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   December 19, 2009 4:19pm UTC
   Today, I realized that many MLIA stories are about Harry Potter, and none are about Twilight. I'm glad the average person has good taste. MLIA
   
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4. drumajor0602
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   December 19, 2009 4:16pm UTC
   Today I was looking for a pen, when my sister handed me hers. It was a Hannah Montana pen. I laughed at her and ask why in the world she had that pen, she retorted "because... nobody takes it" I stopped laughing... she had a point. MLIA
   
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5. drumajor0602
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   December 8, 2009 6:28pm UTC
   Don't even bother to say you're sorry, cause it's just another empty promise.
   
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6. drumajor0602
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   December 7, 2009 8:38pm UTC
   2. You know you're a band nerd when:
   You hide five dollars in your bibber pockets so at the next competition you can discover them and be really happy.
   
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7. drumajor0602
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   December 7, 2009 8:35pm UTC
   1. You know you're a band nerd when:
   You plan for band camp 7 months early.
   
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8. drumajor0602
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   July 6, 2009 7:23pm UTC
   &I can't help myself from falling for you
   
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9. drumajor0602
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   July 6, 2009 11:04am UTC
   Have a happy period, always.
   No I will not have a happy period, ever.
   Bleeding through my virgina every month is not my idea of a good time.
   
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10. drumajor0602
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    July 6, 2009 12:03am UTC
    Me, alone, sleepless in my bed, is the most dangerous thing.
    **I think toooooo much
    
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11. drumajor0602
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    July 6, 2009 12:02am UTC
    you make me CRAZY
    
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12. drumajor0602
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    July 2, 2009 10:20pm UTC
    OK. READY FOR THIS?!
    WHAT IS A BUCCANEER?
    EXPENSIVE CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    lololololololololololololololololololol
    
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13. drumajor0602
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    June 27, 2009 6:21pm UTC
    & I have finally figured something out.
    Now this took a while...
    One of my best friends got me started
    He said:
    "I hate it when girls always put themselves down. I don't understand why. Especially when they are completley wrong."
    I get it now though.
    Girls, including myself, always put themselves down cause they want their guy friends to disagree with them and tell them really nice things all the time.
    I mean that makes sense right?
    Comment and tell me what you think about my theory.
    Actually I don't really like my theory cause thy aren't just saying things out of the blue to make you feel good.
    Hmmmmmm..... I think I just confused myself...
    
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14. drumajor0602
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    June 27, 2009 6:15pm UTC
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15. drumajor0602
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    June 21, 2009 10:19pm UTC
    & I think that fireflies are the most romantic bugs
    They Blush bright green whenever the other fireflies say I love you!
    
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16. drumajor0602
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    June 21, 2009 10:14pm UTC
    lol,
    I love the movies!
    I don't even call them movies...
    I call them cinematic adventures
    -Dane Cook
    
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17. drumajor0602
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    June 20, 2009 3:40pm UTC
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18. drumajor0602
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    June 20, 2009 3:27pm UTC
    &someone told me "good things come to those who wait."
    
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19. drumajor0602
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    June 20, 2009 3:25pm UTC
    Only you can take me sailing in your deepest eyes
    Bring me to my knees and make me cry.
    
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20. drumajor0602
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    June 19, 2009 5:30pm UTC
    The Girl Says:
    "This place is a mess! C'mon,
    me & you need to clean this up.
    You`ll have no clothes if we don`t
    do laundry right now... and look at
    all your stuff on the floor!
    The Guy Hears:
    BLAH BLAH BLAH C'mon
    BLAH BLAH BLAH Me & You
    BLAH BLAH BLAH No Clothes
    BLAH BLAH BLAH On The Floor.
    **no credit except for colors and font... I just love it!
    
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