dreameronthemoon

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Birthday: October 1

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dreameronthemoon
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January 2, 2014 2:06am UTC

I miss the old witty.
Where did all the time go?
Do the old witty famous people ever come back to see how Witty is doing?
What do they think of how Witty is now?
When will Witty return?
I wish I didn't take OldWitty for granted.

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dreameronthemoon
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October 4, 2013 10:38pm UTC

So there were three soldiers in the wood with one officer.
One soldier was black, one soldier was white, and the other was asian.
The officer told the black soldier, "Go get wood."
The officer told the white soldier, "Go find food."
The officer told the asian solder, "Go get supplies."
The three officers did as told and in about an hour,
the black and white soldier came back with what they were ordered to bring...
But the asian soldier was no where to be seen.
Suddenly, there was a rustle in the bush and as they neared the bush...
(highlight)
The asian jumped out of the bushes yelling,
"Supplies!!"

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dreameronthemoon
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July 22, 2013 12:14am UTC

That horrible moment when all your channels on the radio are playing commericials.

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dreameronthemoon
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 8:21pm UTC

doing a stupid dance;
when you find an ant on you♥
you know you do ~

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dreameronthemoon
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 8:15pm UTC

Oh! I don't know this person...
but 53 mutual friends?
O K A Y [:
*Add as f r i e n d ♦
♥ am I the only one who does that on facebook? ♥

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dreameronthemoon
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 8:12pm UTC

Funniest thing in class?
»When a teacher disses another student :)«

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dreameronthemoon
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March 14, 2013 10:44pm UTC

10 YEAR OLDS NOW . . .
YAY! I just love my designer jeans! The other kids at school will be so jealous! Yay! After school, I can watch Disney Channel! It's the best! UGHH but that means I have to see my mom and she absolutely REFUSED to get me the iPhone 5. UGH I wish I had a different mom.
8 YEARS LATER . . .
OMG 2020 babies are so spoiled! They'll never understand what it's like to be a 2000 baby! UGHH i miss all the good shows like A.N.T. Farm and Shake it up! They taught us such great lessons!! OMG look at those 12 year olds wearing short skirts with their iPhone 16! I bet they don't even thank they're parents!

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dreameronthemoon
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 7:17pm UTC

This quote does not exist
Just kidding, it does c;

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dreameronthemoon
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Witty Profiles
Why have a life if you have witty profiles? Sign up now!
(Warning: become a socially awkard potato, extremely addictive, procrastinating, and too much computer)

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dreameronthemoon
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 6:44am UTC

30 day challenge ;♥
Day 4: The thing you most fear.
uhm.. the things i fear the most huh? I would say the dark, running out of time, being alone. I feel so alone some times, I can lie to others so easily and then i'll feel broken inside. I want to rant to others and let everything out but everytime it comes up, i turn it down. In the end, I feel like... I'm never going to let anyone in and i'm going to turn everyone down. I don't understand love and I honestly think I'm never going to find it. If i do, trust me, id LOVE that but if not, better to be expecting it than be dissapointed. Besides, no one wants a broken girl.

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dreameronthemoon
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February 4, 2013 6:32am UTC

30 day challenge ;♥
Day 3: Your closest friends to you.
Uhmm... I have no idea what i'm supposed to do for this? Write their names or talk about them? Um, to be honest, i don't have a lot of close friends, or friends in general. In general, i'm pretty shy and rather awkward when in comes to one on one conversation with anyone in general. I always come second best to everyone but the friends i spend most of my time with is probably a girl on my colorguard team and another girl in 2 of my periods and that's about it! In general, i'm pretty outgoing, loud, and crazy but when it comes to talking with people, i get pretty nervous and quiet and I get VERY awkward.

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dreameronthemoon
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 6:25am UTC

30 day challenge ;♥
Day 2: The initials of the person you love.
J.C. HAHAH JESUS CHRIST IF ANYONE WAS WONDERING C;
or... no one.. #foreveralone

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dreameronthemoon
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 6:22am UTC

30 day challenge ;♥
Day 1: 15 facts about you.
( The list is on my profile c: )
1) name: monica moon
2) i'm asian american, born in america
3) 14 years young, freshman
4) i'm in colorguard
5) live in sunny california!
6) i don't speak an inch of korean
7) i ABSOLUTELY LOVE milk tea, its an asian thing c;
8) i have a dumb phone :(
9) 1 older sister, 1 older brother... youngest
10) im a disney crazy
11) of course a socially awkward POTATOEE
12) i love to dance <3
13) i'm musically cursed, i cant play anything.. or draw :(
14) i waste my life on the computer (OF COURSE)
15) CHRISTIAN AND PROUD!

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dreameronthemoon
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February 4, 2013 6:14am UTC

30 day challenge ;♥
Day 1: 15 facts about you. Day 2: The initials of the person you love. Day 3: Your closest friends to you. Day 4: The thing you most fear. Day 5: The saddest moment in your life. Day 6: Favorite sport(s).
Day 7: Favorite song. Day 8: Your deepest secret. Day 9: First impression of the guy you like. Day 10: Last time you cried. Day 11: Thing closest to your heart Day 12: When you hear this song you cry. Day 13: Place wanna visit really badly. Day 14: Favorite book. Day 15: Favorite animal. Day 16: Favorite show. Day 17: Last time someone hurt you.
Day 18: The story behind your life Day 19: Person who scares you the most. Day 20: Last major injury.
Day 21: Favorite youtube video. Day 22: Phone type.
Day 23: Biggest confession. Day 24: Last break up.
Day 25: Last heart break
Day 26: The day you regret the most. Day 27: First friend.
Day 28: Favorite drink. Day 29: A letter to someone in your family Day 30: A letter to a friend.

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dreameronthemoon
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 8:07pm UTC

a true friend sees the first tear
catches the second
& stops the third

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dreameronthemoon
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 7:57pm UTC

If my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them,
I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

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dreameronthemoon
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 3:48pm UTC

Blowing Dandelions
Throwing Pennies
Fingers Crossed
Closed Eyes
One Wish
11:59
2013.
please be good.

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dreameronthemoon
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 3:36pm UTC

People: New years is spent with family!
Me: I think ill stay with my witty family

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dreameronthemoon
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December 28, 2012 2:54am UTC

i cry. appreciate. ♥
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUfyDrsLNn0

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dreameronthemoon
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December 28, 2012 1:47am UTC

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes I do.
Lady: How many packs per day?
Man: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per pack?
Man: $10.00 per pack.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years.
Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: If 1 years you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at 162,000. Correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up intrest savings account and after accounting for compound intrest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Oh. Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Man: Then where's your Ferrari?
LOL.

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