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1. drakeandjoshquotes64
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   November 17, 2011 8:48pm UTC
   Drak e and Josh Quotes #19
   Cop:[interrogating Drake and Josh] The description said that two caucasion males were seen at the site.
   Drake: See, there you go! We're not caucasion, we're white guys!
   
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2. drakeandjoshquotes64
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   November 17, 2011 8:46pm UTC
   Drak e and Josh Quotes #18
   Drake: So, uh...nice night we're having?
   Mrs. Hayfer: I hate you.
   Drake: I know.
   
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3. drakeandjoshquotes64
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   November 17, 2011 8:42pm UTC
   Drak e and Josh Quotes #18
   Walter: [needing a last minute anniversary gift for his wife] Uh, go get her some toothpaste. She's always using toothpaste.
   Josh: Dad, there's $200 here.
   Walter: Well get her some mouthwash too! ...I'm just a man
   
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4. drakeandjoshquotes64
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   November 17, 2011 8:40pm UTC
   Drak e and Josh Quotes #17
   Josh: Did you do something to my brownies?
   Drake: Oh yeah, Josh, I live to sabotage baked goods.
   
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5. drakeandjoshquotes64
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   November 17, 2011 8:38pm UTC
   Drak e and Josh Quotes #16
   Crazy Steve: The cow goes moo! I was trapped in a refrigerator! I take special vitamins!
   
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6. drakeandjoshquotes64
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   November 16, 2011 8:24pm UTC
   Drak e and Josh Quotes #15
   Helen: Do you have a job?
   Josh: No.
   Helen: Are you, uh, all right in the head?
   Josh: I think so.
   Helen: Congratulations. You're hired.
   Josh: What?!
   Helen: Get to work!
   
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7. drakeandjoshquotes64
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   November 16, 2011 8:23pm UTC
   Drak e and Josh Quotes #14
   Josh: [to guitar] So I just kept applying the ointment..and eventually the rash went away...
   
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8. drakeandjoshquotes64
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   November 16, 2011 8:18pm UTC
   Drak e and Josh Quotes #13
   Helen: You.
   Josh: Me?
   Helen: That's your name, isn't it?
   
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9. drakeandjoshquotes64
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   November 16, 2011 8:14pm UTC
   Drak e and Josh Quotes #12
   Drake and Josh: And the most important thing is to be yourself.
   Drake:...Unless you're Josh.
   
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10. drakeandjoshquotes64
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    November 16, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    Drak e and Josh Quotes #11
    Josh: I'm not cool, all right? Why do you think old people like me so much?
    
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11. drakeandjoshquotes64
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    November 16, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    Drak e and Josh Quotes #10
    Drake: Good luck with Kathy. Remember, she's just a person. I mean girls are just guys without... Just do good.
    
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12. drakeandjoshquotes64
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    November 16, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    Drak e and Josh Quotes #9
    Josh: so how did you like...
    Criminal: never look me in the eye
    Josh: [looking away] Messege recieved
    
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13. drakeandjoshquotes64
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    November 16, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    Drak e and Josh Quotes #8
    [Drake winds the singing bear's head too hard that it breaks off]
    Josh: I said wind it, not murder it!
    
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14. drakeandjoshquotes64
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    November 16, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    Drak e and Josh Quotes #7
    Josh: I know when a girl likes me! I've imagined it a thousand times!
    
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15. drakeandjoshquotes64
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    November 16, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    Drak e and Josh Quotes #6
    Josh: Do you want to get grounded and end up moppin' floors like me?
    Drake: [mockingly] Would I get to wear that purdy apron?
    
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16. drakeandjoshquotes64
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    November 16, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    Drak e and Josh Quotes #5
    Josh: [after he spills root beer on the TV and ruins it] I drink root beer. You don't see me explodin'!
    
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17. drakeandjoshquotes64
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    July 2, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    Drak e and Josh Quotes #5
    [While walking out angrily on Drake, Josh trips and falls]
    Josh: I may have tripped...but that does NOT diminish the impact of THIS exit!
    
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18. drakeandjoshquotes64
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    July 2, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    Drak e and Josh Quotes #4
    Josh: Do you sell guitars here?
    Guy at counter: [sarcastically] Here? At Guitar World? Gee, I don't know.
    
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19. drakeandjoshquotes64
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    July 2, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    Drak e and Josh Quotes #3
    Josh: Eighth planet from the sun!
    Drake: They have eight now?!
    
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20. drakeandjoshquotes64
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    July 2, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    Drak e and Josh Quotes #2
    Josh: [dangling from the roof] I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten! He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad! [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!
    Walter: [offscreen] Josh?
    Josh: SHELDON?!
    
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