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  1. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 11:27am UTC
    I am a man of many hats.

  2. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    Why do you cry?
    Do you cry to be the center of attention?
    Or do you just want to be a momma's boy?
    Because every single time that you cry, Mom always goes on your side while I did nothing wrong.
    I'm so sick and tired of you being the center of attention, because I already know that Mom loves you more than me.
    So one day when I'm not here, you are going to feel sorry that you and Mom walked all over me.
    You'll be like, "I shall of treated my sister better".
    But you know what, I'll have the last laugh.

  3. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    Every time I see you, I get butterflies in my tummy.
    Why can't I lose this nervous feeling?
    Every time I see you,
    It makes me want to go up to you
    and
    Tell you that I like you but I'm too shy to.
    Favorite this or comment if this had ever happened to you.

  4. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    I'm not going to be there anymore when you need a shoulder to cry on and someone to hold your hand. I'm not going to be your mommy anymore because you crossed the line by being friends who has hurt me too many times and as I am typing this, it is making physically nausea due to all the pain. All you like to do is hurt me and cause chaos in my life, let me tell you something. She will never change and will always be the same. But I'm done telling you that and I want to you see how it feels to get hurt by a two-faced b**** and then try calling me up because I'm not going to be there anymore, I'm just a outsider looking in.
    * Favorite this if this has ever occurred to you, if you don't feel like favoriting this then comment.

  5. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    tyle="color: #ffffff">m Every time I hear your voice, it brings a smile to my face and now I can't stop smiling. <3

  6. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    Why do people allows think that all blondes are dumb even thought there are some pretty smart blondes in this world

  7. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and never liked you. You are a piece of poop with a big head!

  8. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    I wish someone who would invent pillsberry doughboy toys so everytime you would poke his belly and then he would laugh just like in the commericals.

  9. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 1:35pm UTC
    Why is a raven like a writing desk?
    ~ Mad Hatter

  10. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 1:22pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    What if I wanted to break
    Laugh it all off your face
    What would you do?
    ~ 30 seconds to mars<3

  11. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Dear Girls,
    If a guy pauses a video game just to text you back.
    Marry him.<3

  12. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    ************
    This is what a vegan zombie says when it's hungry.... Grains.. Grains

  13. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 1:28pm UTC
    Rock has always been the devil's music
    ~ David Bowie <3

  14. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 1:01pm UTC
    Never Give In
    -Black Veil Brides

  15. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 12:55pm UTC
    I look at the old pictures of us, smiling into the camera but now I'm just a outsider looking in.

  16. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 11:43am UTC
    Follow the yellow brick road, but wait I just got lost

  17. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 11:33am UTC
    That awkward moment when you watching a scary movie in the movie theater and you scream your head off. But that wasn't even the scariest part, now everyone is staring at you. A piece of advice, just cover your head and slowly go into your seat.

  18. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 10:59am UTC
    Come to the dark side, we have cookies. :)

  19. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    Don't let people walk over you because they will keep on doing it. Stand up for yourself then you'll get the respect you want.

  20. dontstopbelievin1 dontstopbelievin1
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're in Spanish class and you have to write a paragraph in Spanish class, then the sub tells you wrote Shower in the Breakfast.

:)

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