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dontjudgeifyoudontknowthestory

1. dontjudgeifyoudontknowthestory
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2012 3:33pm UTC
   Why don't you get that I love you.
   
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2. dontjudgeifyoudontknowthestory
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   August 9, 2012 9:04pm UTC
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3. dontjudgeifyoudontknowthestory
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   August 4, 2012 7:07pm UTC
   I've asked you out 27 times.
   You've always said no.
   Then why the f/k do you
   stare at me and smile?
   
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4. dontjudgeifyoudontknowthestory
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   August 2, 2012 10:04am UTC
   I watched the woman in black the other day, it was the worst mistake of my life,
   even worse than falling in love with you.
   
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5. dontjudgeifyoudontknowthestory
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   August 2, 2012 9:57am UTC
   I was 4 and my docter suggested I take a urine sample.
   Me: Everyone! I need to wee in a pot for the docter
   Bestfriend: Eww I bet the docter wants to drink it
   Other Bestfriend: EEEEEWWWWW! Your docter is a wee-drinker.
   I started to get bullied when I was 4.
   
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6. dontjudgeifyoudontknowthestory
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   August 2, 2012 9:55am UTC
   Friend: When I grow up I want to be a supermodel
   Me: When I grow up I want 200,000 favourites on my quote.
   
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7. dontjudgeifyoudontknowthestory
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   August 2, 2012 9:43am UTC
   Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
   Teacher: What for?
   Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. What do you facking think for?
   
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