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hay_hay12
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Did you know that,
spongebobs grandmother is a dried up sponge?
who else thought she was a chocolate chip cookie?

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hannahhmasurr
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 4:40pm UTC

When the teacher says
"I'm choosing your partner." and you're secretly glad so you don't have to deal with rejection

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xXxrhiannonxXx
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 4:24pm UTC

That one password,
You use for everything. And if anyone
ever found it out they could probably
ruin your life with great ease.

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darastarring*
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 11:14am UTC

Teachers
act fake when the principal walks into the classroom.

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Peace1231
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 10:47am UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
I am pretending that I am dead? Help...?
Hey guys my name is Courtney and i am 17.
So there is this girl i hate named Jane who had a big party and I went. We got into a huge argument and I left and went into the backyard to get away from her. She followed me outside and was arguing with me and stuff and then out of nowhere she pushed me so hard! She grabbed me and tried to take me down on the ground and she climbed on top of me and was choking me and smashing me onto the ground.
I pretended I was unconscious and she was freaking out.
she picked me up and started dragging me even though I was awake. I was just pretending to be unconscious.
I peeked and saw she was dragging me towards the pool! I took a huge breathe and she held up my body besides the water and she threw me into the pool! I did the dead mans float and I held my breathe as long as a could then I turned around to breathe and Jane was gone
I heard her coming back so I quickly started floating again and then someone grabbed my leg and pulled me out of the water it was Jane and her boyfriend, I kept pretending to be unconscious. Jane said she threw me in the water to get off any evidence that was on me. She said I was in the water for about 10 minutes so i'm probably dead and she checked my pulse and I kept pretending I was unconscious and that IDIOT couldn't find anything and assumed I was dead
I saw my cell phone on the ground. It fell out of my pocket before Jane threw me into the pool. they left for a second so I turned on the voice recorder and I put the phone in my pocket. they dragged me across the grass around the front of the house and then they lifted me up and took me up stairs and put me in the closet in Jane's room
when they left i got out and dried myself off and i didn't leave any clues behind. i climbed out of Jane's window and went home,
help! wat should i do?!
.......................................................................................................................................
Lol wtf just happend...
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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 8:40pm UTC

It you're ever having a bad day, just remember that someone is going to have Snookie as a mom.
9gag

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 10:12am UTC

Here's to the kids who
feel like there's nothing left to wear after the first week of school.
♥

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bazinga
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 9:06am UTC

Niall:She's cute
Harry:She's adorable
Louis:She's preety
Liam:She's perfect
Zayn:She's reading this.

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KaylaMarieCovers
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 1:03pm UTC

Mum: Give me your phone.
Me: Okay hold on.
*Tells all friends to not text back*
*Delete all conversations*
*Logs out of Wattpad app and deletes it*
*Logs out of Twitter app and deletes it*
*Deletes Safari history*
*Logs out of email*
*Deletes all notes*
*Deletes some pictures*
Me: Okay here you go.

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emluvsgummybears
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 11:07pm UTC

me at 7 am: tired
me at 12 pm: tired
me at 3 pm: tired
me at 7 pm: tired
me at 10 pm: *yawn* tired
me at 3 am: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 6:37pm UTC

congratulations
to cole & dylan sprouse for being the only people in my
generation who have not launched a singing career

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 10:13pm UTC

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Thrriller
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 10:02am UTC

=
THAT AWKWARD
MOMENT WHEN
YOUR Left in a room with someone you just met ._.
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JustWaiting
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 9:08pm UTC

I am thankful
-For the taxes my family pays
Because it means they have a job.
-For the mess I have to clean up after a party
Because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
-For the clothes that fit too snug
Because it means I have enough to eat.
-For my shadow who watches me
Because it means I'm in sunshine.
-For the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and a gutter that needs fixing
Because it means I have a home.
-For all the complaining I hear about the government
Because it means we have freedom of speech.
-For the spot all the way at the end of the parking lot
Because it means i'm capable of walking.
-For the huge heating bill
Because it means my family is warm.
-For my sister who loves to sing loudly and off-key
Because it means I can hear.
-For aching muscels at the end of the day
Because it means I've been productive.
-For getting too many e-mails
Because I know my friends are thinking of me.
-Unkown

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 8:49pm UTC

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ɞ{•̃̾_•̃̾}ʚThat Dirty LookYou give the sidewalk when you turn around after tripping over it.

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RandomSmileyFace
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 6:59pm UTC

When Finding Nemo 2 comes out...
The older kids are going to be the ones in the theater first.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 9:21pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dearoceantown*
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 8:12pm UTC

LISTEN UP, WITTY.
I would like to speak up about a few stupid things that everyone is freaking out about.
#1) One Direction.
Now look Directioners, I know how if feels to be passionate about your idol/idols. But I don't sit on here freaking out about them, when they get a girlfriend, or even when they get a freakin' haircut! What do you expect? One of the boys to come up to your door and say "Hey (name), I want to marry you and live happily forever after." Be realistic! AND JUST CALM DOWN ABOUT IT. I must admit, some of the posts on here are cute, and cheer me up, BUT I don't wanna sit on Witty, and see this: "OMFG LOUIS'S HAIR IS UHMAZING."
Just, no.
#2) Freakin' NUTELLA.
I like nutella. But these arguements on here are the stupidest crap I have ever seen. So what if they don't like nutella? WHO CARES?! Noone. Exactly. Cause its just a hazelnut spread, made by a freakin machine.
If you have something bad to say about someone not liking nutella, you seriously need to re-evaluate your life.
#3) People who don't think there are good top quotes.
Seriously. And who's fault do YOU think it is? Cause I know FOR A FACT that people still express their feelings on here. People still have good stories to tell, and good quotes. Buut no-one never favorites them, thus never getting into the top page.
Awwh, I bet now you wanna hate on me?
How cute. Bashing on someone for expressing their opinion.
For the people who actually have the sense to not freak out TOO MUCH on the above, I salute you on being a good Wittian.
have a nice day.
mf

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