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destinysdreamer

destinysdreamer
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July 6, 2013 4:10am UTC
I met this guy that is friends with my cousin. He is ridiculously attractive, he looks like a young Brad Pitt. And they call him Beds. So i'm talking to my friend about him.
Her: Wow he sounds hot.
Me: Yes, I want to get Beds in the bed if you know what I mean.
Her: Oh god. Lol.

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destinysdreamer
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July 6, 2013 4:08am UTC
So today I figured out
that lightning always occurs before thunder,
because light travels faster than sound.
wow.
And now I know that fireworks work the same way;
the pretty bursts of color in the sky,
followed by heart stopping booms.
mind=blown.

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destinysdreamer
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July 5, 2013 8:34am UTC
Hakuna Matata,
it means no worries.

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