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desilu422

1. desilu422
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2011 4:39pm UTC
   MIDGIT: WAT R U DOIN
   GIANT: IM COMIN MY HAIR
   MIDGIT: WITH A F***** TREE
   GIANT:WAT?
   MIDGIT:YOUR SUCH A PERVE
   GIANT:WAT?
   MIDGIT: NEVER MIND
   
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2. desilu422
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   June 22, 2011 4:31pm UTC
   I TOLD YOU NO FLIPIN WAY IM GOING TO DO YOUR STUPID HOMEWORK JUST GIVE ME DAMN F.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID
   
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3. desilu422
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   June 22, 2011 4:24pm UTC
   YOUR THE APPLE TO MY PIE... YOUR THE STRAW TO MY BERRY..... YOUR THE SMOKE TO MY HIGH AND YOU THE ONE I WANT TO MARRY
   AUBURN PERFECT TWO
   
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4. desilu422
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   June 22, 2011 4:19pm UTC
   TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF PLEASE WELL YOU R MY BOYFRIEND AND WEVE BEEN GOING OUT FOR TEN MONTHS AND YOU NEVER SPOKE ONCE.=[
   
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5. desilu422
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   June 22, 2011 4:14pm UTC
   GUY: heyy was i drunk last at the party
   FRIEND: yes you were
   GUY: wat did i do last night
   FRIEND: you yelled at the dog to get a damn job
   GUY: wow i was pretty wasted
   FRIEND: well thats wat you get for bieng stupid.
   
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6. desilu422
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   June 22, 2011 4:05pm UTC
   OLD MAN: heyy what bout me
   Girl:wat about you?
   OLD MAN: I want some sugar too
   GIRL:Its in the cupboard
   OLD MAN; No i want your sugar
   GIRL: I told you its in the cup.... oohhh
   OLD MAN: Yeah
   GIRL: Eeewwww HELL no
   OLD MAN: well bye bye
   GIRL: Your welcome for nothin
   
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