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Jayyne Elizabeth*

PoketheDot
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 10:27am UTC

(-.-(-.-(-.-(-.-(-.-)-.-)-.-)'v')-.-)
This is my crew.
....
Ignore Adam, he's new.

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loveisjustlove
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 2:18pm UTC

exciting movies coming soon!
Monster's University (2013)
Catching Fire (2013)
Thor 2 (2013)
Iron Man 3 (2013)
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)
Despicable Me 2 (2013)
The Fast and the Furious 6 (2013)
Grown Ups 2 (2013)
The Hangover: Part III (2013)
Jeepers Creepers (2013)
How to Train your Dragon 2 (2014)
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
Enchanted 2 (2014)
The 39 Clues (2014)
Avatar 2 (2015)
Toy Story 4 (????)
21 Jump Street 2 (????)
The Karate Kid 2 (????)
Green Lantern 2 (????)
Austin Powers 4 (????)
Jumper 2 (????)
Avatar 3 (????)
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 (????)
Jurassic Park IV (????)
National Treasure 3 (????)
The Avengers 2 (????)
Ghost Busters III (????)
Indiana Jones 5 (????)
Pirates of the Caribbean 5 (????)

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 4:28am UTC

To do list :- move to Jamaica- illegally download music- become a 'Pirate of the Carribean' I follow back ^_^

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 12:19pm UTC

Jesus: I can't believe I died for your sins so people can wear crocs.

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 3:27am UTC

´`·.¸.·´`·.¸.·´`·.¸.·´`·.¸.·´`·.¸.·´`·.¸.·´`·.¸.·´`·.¸.·´`·.¸. He said, I've been to the year 3000.Not much has changed but they lived underwater.´`·.¸.·´`·.¸.·´`·.¸.·´`·.¸.·´`·.¸.·´`·.¸.·´`·.¸.·´`·.¸.·´`·.¸. ✯ ><((((º> ✯ <º)))>< ✯I follow back ^_^

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伤*
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 8:44am UTC

Interviewer: Who would you most like do duet with?
Liam: Niall!
Niall: Liam, I'm in a band with you!
Liam: Oh yeah

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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softball1029
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 10:14pm UTC

When you go through metal dectors
&+
Your abs of steel set them off.

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13MusicSpazXx
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 7:00pm UTC

i hear a noise...
in the kitchen: crap, i'm gonna die.
in the living room: crap, i'm gonna die.
in my bedroom: crap, i'm gonna die
in the basement: crap, i'm gonna die.
in my shower: crap, i'm gonna die naked.

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isabel*
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 8:43pm UTC

&& In my
e n t i r e witty
[[experience]] I've l.e.a.r.n.e.d.
that q u o t e s only get [(Favorites)]
---->when they
(Look Like)
[[This]]

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Annamaria25
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:50pm UTC

maroon 5 is a
boy band.....
and you dont see 69,487,213,567
quotes about them, now do you?

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tarahtnt
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Spencer: This is my girlfriend
Gibby: Hey, I'm Gibby
Spencer: She can't understand you, she's foreign
Gibby: I'm still Gibby

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sing4themoment
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 3:39pm UTC

How 1D will talk to their children:
Harry: Now...erm...listen....so basically....you can't...erm...do that...so...like...you have to go in...basically...I'm putting you in a timeout...
Louis: Did you just talk back to me? You better hope that you didn't just talk back to me! I am the king of sass and you do as I say!
Zayn: Hey, hey it's cool. No problem. Just say you're sorry! It's all part of the roller coaster of life, Mini Me.
Niall: Well looks like SOMEBODY isn't getting desert tonight!
Liam: Now listen here...You can't just do that! I'm sorry was that too mean? Let me start over...What I was trying to say is, it's not okay to do that! Ah I'm sorry. I'm raising my voice too much, aren't I? You're supposed to be kind to everyone and everything. So now you need to go say you're sorry and give that person a gift basket....no! Give them two gift baskets! And a puppy! Oh why not three puppies? That will hopefully show them how sorry you are!
-nmq/nmf

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Danceee4lifeex3
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 8:03pm UTC

*A nerdy guys phone goes off*
Jock: who was that, your girlfriend?
(everyone laughs)
Nerd: nope, it was yours.
dead silence.

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Beautifulheartmindbody
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 3:33pm UTC

I really want to grab
a little kid by the
shoulders, and
shout
"I'M YOU! FROM
THE FUTURE!"
in their face

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runningislife*
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 9:09pm UTC

I hate it when a website
asks me if I'm human,
And I'm just like:
NOPE! You got me! I'm a vacuum.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 10:30am UTC

Guys: Why do girls care so much about being skinny? It's annoying.
Guys: Ew. Fat girls.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 4:41pm UTC

My name is..
Junie B. Jones. The "B" stands for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice.
I just like "B", and that's all.
☝
T h i s = m y c h i l d h o o d .

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ZonerOuter97
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 10:23pm UTC

bruno mars: girl you're amazing, just the way you areeeee(wrote the song himself)
people : i like cats
selena gomez : who says, who says you're not perfect? who says you're not beautiful (wrote the song herself)
people : my tooth paste is minty
lady gaga : you're on the right track baby you were born this way! (wrote it herself)
people : omg she's so weird
one direction : you don't know you're beautifulll! (not written by them)
people : OMG OMG THEY R SO INSPIRATIONAL I LUV THEM!! OMG OMG YOU GIVE ME SO MUCH INSPIRATION THX GUSE! OMG! OMG! I LUV U!123124536e&^%@# ~! U GUYS R PERFECT!NOW I FEEL BEAUTIFFULZZ@! ;3 MARRY MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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