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  1. dareme_ dareme_
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 11:36pm UTC
    I have so much to do...
    *nap time*

  2. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 28, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    You're never to old to order a Shirley Temple

  3. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 28, 2013 11:19pm UTC
    My kind of diet is eating everything I can then hoping to lose weight over night.

  4. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 28, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    What if rain came down all at once and not in tiny drops?

  5. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 28, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    Updates on my love life:

  6. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 28, 2013 11:12pm UTC
    I had a better social life when I was eight.

  7. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 28, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    Blasting your music so loud you can't hear yourself think

  8. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 28, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    You never really appreciate how nice it is to breathe through your nose until you get a cold

  9. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 20, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    I can't decide if it's a choice..
    Getting swept away

  10. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 12, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    I'm afraid to lose you and you're not even mine.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  11. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 12, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    me (at home): I'm so LONELY I want someone to cuddle meee.
    me (in public): Everyone stay away from me oh my god.

  12. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 12, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself &
    a little less time trying to impress people
    -The Breakfast Club

  13. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 12, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    M i s t a k e s
    are proof that you're trying

  14. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 12, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?
    "Get in the car."

  15. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 12, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    Does anyone ever high five themselves?
    Nobody?
    Oh...okay...

  16. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 12, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    I apologize for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger

  17. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 12, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    me opening the fridge: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD
    LIKE NOBODY ELSE

  18. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 12, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    It will never be over
    Until you say that it's over.

  19. dareme_ dareme_
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    January 12, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    I wish that the good outweighed the bad

  20. dareme_ dareme_
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Now I need to get over someone
    I was never even dating.

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