Top Ten Reasons to LOVE forks...
10. Sparkly boyfriends
9. Betting on Alice
8. Betti ng AGAI NST Ali ce
7. Vampire baseball
6. Cliff diving with werewolves
5. Stupid shiny Volvo owners
4. Irritated grizzly bears
3. Telepathatic chess matches
2. Bizarrely moral vampires
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON TO LOVE FORKS?
1. Sick, masochistic lions, and stupid lambs.