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dancerbecklex
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December 5, 2012 2:13pm UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.
NMQ

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dancerbecklex
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 1:58pm UTC

DEFINE: NMF
"worst feeling in the world"
when middle school changes someone
you thought was your "best friend"
I WOULD KNOW.

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dancerbecklex
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December 29, 2011 11:46pm UTC

i waited a whole lifetime
i sheadded many tears
i cried for years
i missed him a whole lot
but then i got a text
it changed my life
just a simple text
"wanna go to the dance"
i still get ants in my pants
i slowly replied yes
and thought to myself
i waited a whole life time
i sheaded many tears
i wished about many stars
and now you finally asked me
and i know that he
is absoultly everything
that i ever see
it was the moment of my life
as a tear went down my face
i thought again and kept the pace
"i told you all" i said to my friends
if you love someone a whole lot..never give up
cause true love works a way to u
only if its true and not poo
so i know i likedcd him for 9 years
but who cares?
cause i finally got the text i wanted for 9 years
the text that made me shead so many tears
i was never that happy
for that was thwe day
i relized i need him
and thats a promise that will stay
i love u AD <3

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dancerbecklex
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December 29, 2011 11:45pm UTC

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dancerbecklex
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December 22, 2010 2:31pm UTC

Girl: Do you think im pretty?
Boy: nope
Girl: do you want to be with me?
Boy: no!
Girl: Do you like me
Boy: no
girl walks away with tears, rolling down her face
Boy grabs her arm and says: your not pretty your beautiful
Boy: i don't WANT to be with you i HAVE to be with you
i don't like youi love you
please stay with me?
girl: of course
* credit to me and my bffl kayla

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dancerbecklex
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 9:15pm UTC

Credit on my Taylor Swift Quote Goes To Tumbler90210 even though he's a BIG FAT JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dancerbecklex
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 9:11pm UTC

Dear Kanye West,
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
If Justin Bieber wins another award,
You Know what to Do
**NOT MINE!! CREDIT TO erlele6969!!
erlele6969

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dancerbecklex
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 9:07pm UTC

IF ANYONE HERE KNOWS GoOgLe13 TELL HER TO STOP BEIN MEAN I DIDNT JOCK ANYTHING I FOUND IT ON THE INTERNET!!!! ANYWAY WHO CARESS!!! SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS GONNA COME TO MY HOUSE AND STEAL ALL MY STUFF!!! IN MY OPINION THTS SO MESSED!!!!! IF U WANNA C IT GO TO MY QUOTE ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT AND READ HER COMMENTS!!! I LIKED THE OLD WITTY BETTER WHEN NO 1 CARED ABOUT JOCKING!!!!!

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dancerbecklex
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 8:38pm UTC

HEY EVERYOBODY ON WITTYPROFILE!!!!!!! LOOK OVR HERE!!!! I WANT TO C HOW MANY QUOTERS THR REALLY R!!!! FAV THIS PLZ SO WE CAN C HOW MANY OF US THERE R!!!

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dancerbecklex
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 8:36pm UTC

Let's hope that Taylor Swift
keeps having bad relationships
so she'll keep
writing her amazing songs
♥
Quote #2206631 was made by Tumbler90210 on 21 Dec 2010 at 20:35:20 and

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dancerbecklex
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 8:35pm UTC

I HATE those stupid,
''What if....'' questions.
''What if we all died right now?''
''What if monkeys flew out of your butt?''

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dancerbecklex
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 8:14pm UTC

I know everyone hates those things
where it says "Favorite because"
But what the helll, Can we attempt to
get 2011 Faves for 2011?

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dancerbecklex
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 8:11pm UTC

why does facebook bother giving
the option of 'liking' my own
comment? of course i like my own
comments. i’m hilarious. and sexy.

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dancerbecklex
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 8:10pm UTC

people come in all different shapes and sizes..
..that's why we have two different size water fountains.
♥

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dancerbecklex
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 8:10pm UTC

*playing tag*
Grade School:"Never Gonna Catch Me!"
Middle School:" You Tag Me & I'll Rip Your Throat Out!"
High School:" Eat Dust, B****es!!"
♥

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dancerbecklex
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 8:09pm UTC

My Friend: Wait... I Don't Get It, Why did go InFront Of A Train at the end?
Me: Cuz She Cheated On Him, You Stupid!
-My friends reaction to Bruno Mars' Grenade Music Video...I almost smacked her.
She's blonde, by the way:)

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dancerbecklex
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 8:08pm UTC

My 10-year-old cousin said''douche''
Not knowing what it meant.
So, my aunt came home, and told him to clean his room.
What did he respond with?
''DOUCHE''
The look my aunt gave me?
Horrifying.
How long I am being grounded?
HORRIFYING

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dancerbecklex
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 8:07pm UTC

HE just texted me first,
It happened an hour ago,
I just got it now,
I can't stop smiling

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dancerbecklex
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December 21, 2010 8:06pm UTC

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dancerbecklex
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December 21, 2010 8:05pm UTC

& sometimes i wonder, where
would i be without
mybesttfriend

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