ok, so theres these two little 5 year olds playing together in a sand pit. Ones a girl, the other, a boy.
BOY: ill pull down my pants if you pull yours too
GIRL:okay!
*pull their pants down and point at eachothers junk*
BOY/GIRL: whats that?!
BOY: idk ill ask my dad
GIRL: me too!
*leave playground go home and ask parents*
BOY: daddy, what is this?
DAD: thats your car, try to park it in a girls garage
BOY: OK!
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GIRL: mommy, what this?
MOM: honey, thats your garage, dont let a boy park their car in there!
GIRL: OK!
* next day at playground they do what their parents told them to do*
five minutes later the boy is on the ground crying and the girl is standing up flushed.
An old man comes over and asks what happened
GIRL: he tried to park his car in my garage, so i knocked off his backtires!
FA V IF YOU GET ITT!:)