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  1. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    I WHIP MY HAIR BACK & FORTH
    I WHIP MY HAIR BACK & FORTH
    I WHIP MY HAIR BACK & FORTH
    I WHIP MY HAIR BACK & FORTH
    -JK IM A HIPPIE-

  2. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    <<<that awkward silence over the phone>>>
    when you order chinese takeout
    and you don't understand what the hell their saying...

  3. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 10:42am UTC
    FAVE &&
    If you have a s
    l
    e
    e
    p
    i
    n
    g
    class

    comment and tell me what class it is:)

  4. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2011 12:50pm UTC
    if a guy rejects you..
    A FRIEND WOULD COMFORT YOU
    .......
    BUT A BEST FRIEND WOULD GO UP TO HIM AND SAY
    "ITS BECAUSE YOUR GAY, ISNT IT?"
    <3

  5. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and paste this quote
    4.if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser (;
    i did ittt!!
    - liz not katie:)

  6. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 4:33pm UTC
    PRETTY LITTLE LIARS
    ..their teenagers
    so before..that.
    were they the
    UGLY. BIG. TRUTH TELLERS?

  7. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 1:48pm UTC
    ok, so theres these two little 5 year olds playing together in a sand pit. Ones a girl, the other, a boy.
    BOY: ill pull down my pants if you pull yours too
    GIRL:okay!
    *pull their pants down and point at eachothers junk*
    BOY/GIRL: whats that?!
    BOY: idk ill ask my dad
    GIRL: me too!
    *leave playground go home and ask parents*
    BOY: daddy, what is this?
    DAD: thats your car, try to park it in a girls garage
    BOY: OK!
    ~
    GIRL: mommy, what this?
    MOM: honey, thats your garage, dont let a boy park their car in there!
    GIRL: OK!
    * next day at playground they do what their parents told them to do*
    five minutes later the boy is on the ground crying and the girl is standing up flushed.
    An old man comes over and asks what happened
    GIRL: he tried to park his car in my garage, so i knocked off his backtires!
    FA V IF YOU GET ITT!:)

  8. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 1:40pm UTC
    *girl remembers about recent breakup*
    I-LOVED-IT-WHEN-YOU-HELD-ME-
    WHEN-YOU-HUGGED-ME-OH SO-TIGHT..
    NAHH.. JK
    I'M WITH SOME GUY RIGHT NOW. :)

  9. danceislife44 danceislife44
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    December 24, 2010 1:35pm UTC
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  10. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 11:31am UTC
    6 BiLLiON PEOPLE OUT THERE
    ....
    ..
    .
    and is still found you
    <3

  11. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 9:02am UTC
    when i don't show up at your funeral
    don't think its because i don't like you..
    it's because
    i would have killed myself to be with you
    in heaven</3

  12. danceislife44 danceislife44
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    December 19, 2010 3:10pm UTC
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  13. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2010 11:56am UTC
    iwasnervous
    youdidntcare
    iwantedtotakethings
    S-L-O-W
    you rushed
    nowlookatmehere
    alone
    upset
    and..
    pregnant.

  14. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2010 10:08pm UTC
    YOUcantFORCE
    ~true ~
    love..<3
    so STOP wasting your time
    ;)

  15. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2010 9:59pm UTC
    iHATEyousomuch
    becauseeverytime
    i §ee you
    ITS
    like
    im
    not even
    there..

  16. danceislife44 danceislife44
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    October 26, 2010 7:52pm UTC
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  17. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 11:26pm UTC
    i like a..
    PUNK rock chic
    with HAir just like
    Rihannaaaaa
    like a go-go girl!
    who DANCE
    like
    LADY GAGA!
    ~COULD IT BE YOU?<3~

  18. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 11:20pm UTC
    ALL girls WANT
    from guys
    is to feel
    special, loved, and
    unique
    but...
    ALL of guys
    STUPIDIDTY ;)
    makes loVE
    so much more complicated.
    &it;
    :)

  19. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 8:19pm UTC
    (patheticlovenote)
    ClOcKs TiCk FoR TiMe
    ,but my heart..
    beats.for.you

  20. danceislife44 danceislife44
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2010 4:09pm UTC
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:)

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