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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 12:00pm UTC

When guys get jealous,
its actaully kinda cute.
When girls get jealous,
World War III is about to
start.

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 11:53am UTC

Dear eyelashes, wishbones,
dandelions, pennies, shooting stars,
11:11, and birthday candles,
DO YOUR JOB

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 11:50am UTC

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 11:47am UTC

Sometimes when i say,
"I'm okay," i want
someone to look me
in the eyes, hug me
tight and say
"I know you're not"

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 5:14pm UTC

The Truth iseveryone isgoing to hurtyou. You justhave to find theones worthsuffering for. -Bob Marley <3

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 4:14pm UTC

"mom mom mom mom mom mom mom"
"WHAT!"
"never mind...you're angry"

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 4:01pm UTC

Best friends know how
stupid you are but still
choose to be seen in
public with you <3

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 3:44pm UTC

Teacher: I'm going to call your mother!
Student: That's all you got?
Teacher: *speechless*
Student: That's what i thought oh and tell her I said "hi"

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 3:39pm UTC

Hardest thing to do:
controlling your laughter
at serious moments

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 3:37pm UTC

Maybe my heart didnt really skip a beat,
and maybe the twinkle in your eye was just the sun reflecting weird,
and maybe the feeling in my stomach was just not having enough for breakfast,
and maybe i just thought it was love....

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 16, 2011 4:01pm UTC

[I] shou[l]d be
[ove]r [you]

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 16, 2011 3:56pm UTC

Wouldn't it be funny
if you dialed a wrong number
& it was a celebrity?
-Hello? Mom?
-No, this is Lady Gaga.

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 16, 2011 3:49pm UTC

I dont hate you...
but if you were on fire
and i had water
i would drink it.

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 16, 2011 3:45pm UTC

we met,
we talked,
we liked,
we dated,
we committed,
I loved,
you cheated,
we're done,
you're deleted.

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 16, 2011 3:38pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you wait for
a text but then you
realize you're the one
who didn't reply

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 8:58pm UTC

Fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the hmuan mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
If yuo cna raed tihs fvarotie it!

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 8:34pm UTC

Some people are like slinkies...
Not really good for anything...
But they still make you smile
When you push them down a
Flight of stairs

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 8:30pm UTC

I totally take back
all those times
I didnt want to
nap when I was
little...

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 8:25pm UTC

Operator- 9-1-1 please hold
Me- okay,wait,stop stabbing me for a sec
Murderer- K.

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dancebabexoxo
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 8:17pm UTC

When life gives you lemons
use them to squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemies

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