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Haven't' been on Witty in like a yearr. Miss this website so much. (:



-jessieee (:

  1. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 11:56am UTC
    I w o n d e r what Josh is gonna do when he
    realizes Oprah is going off the air?

  2. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2010 5:45pm UTC
    sometimes i wish i could go back and change things
    & then i think, everyone knows thats i m p o s s i b l e.
    so live life with no regrets, everything happens for a
    reason, and in the end
    e v e r y t h i n g will turn out right

  3. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2010 10:59am UTC
    everyone has that one guy that they will never get over :/
    i just hope one day i will be the girl he will never f o r g e t.
    all minee (:

  4. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2010 3:23pm UTC
    It's only illegal if you get caught
    (;

  5. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2010 10:43am UTC
    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    i have 5 fingers
    and the middle ones for you
    (;

  6. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2010 10:23am UTC
    never break a pinky promise
    that stuff's
    L E G I T

  7. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2010 10:18am UTC
    We c h a s e the ones who ignore us
    and ignore the ones who c h a s e us </3

  8. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 9:28pm UTC
    ---->break my heart
    ill break your xbox<-----

  9. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:17pm UTC
    && i wish i was that girl...
    who he thinks of before he goes to sleep
    who he brags to his friends about
    who he runs up behind and kisses on the cheek
    who he says i love you to
    i wish i was that girl...

  10. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 2:08pm UTC
    i never want to let you go...</3

  11. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2009 5:22pm UTC
    not trying to be mean but puhlease stop
    doing the find the U and the V or whatever. there all ending up on the top quotes cause everyone can find it...not hard so just STOP !

  12. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2009 10:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2009 7:39pm UTC
    Condom Joke
    This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms". So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.So the lady asks him to pull down his pants. The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms" So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action. So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"
    The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know" So the lady asks him to pull down his pants . When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"

  14. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2009 2:05pm UTC
    i wish i could find the perfect guy
    he would come up from behind me and grab my waist
    kiss my neck and whisper in my ear the perfect words
    i love you
    show me off to his friends even if im just wearing sweats and a tee
    call me every morning to say
    good morning sunshine

  15. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2009 1:58pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when
    your texting a guy you really like and all you get back is
    one word like hey nm yea cool no
    change the colors and make it pretty (:

  16. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2009 1:49pm UTC
    Rate high if you've said you hate the Bikkini girl from american idol
    but deep inside you were thinking man i wish i could have a bod like that

  17. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2009 2:57pm UTC
    How many people think that there should be a new category called
    didn't no where to put it
    or
    random
    or something like that?

  18. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2009 2:55pm UTC
    How many people go on witty more than twice a day?
    just wondering cause i know i do (:

  19. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2009 2:40pm UTC
    FACEBOOK ♥
    thats were im at so don't bother me puhlease (:
    FACEBOOK ♥
    thats were im at so don't bother me puhlease (:

  20. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2009 3:15pm UTC
    FACEBOOK ♥
    thats were im at so don't bother me puhlease (:

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