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yourcool
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March 3, 2013 4:22pm UTC

when my pencil falls in the middle of class,
i drag it with my foot 'cause i'm too lazy to get up.

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yourcool
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March 3, 2013 4:52pm UTC

*looks in the mirror.*
"oh, so that's why people don't like me."

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:45pm UTC

let's be friends with benefits.
the benefits? you get to be friends with me.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:04pm UTC

Sometimes
you have to watch the broken pieces fall,
no matter how much you want to fix them.
Sometimes
you have to let someone walk away,
even though all you want is for them to stay.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:47pm UTC

i hate when you're trying to get a blanket on
but you turn it the wrong wat so then the short width is on you long ways and your feet are cold and you have to move the entire blanket again.

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carson5482
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 3:37pm UTC

What if Ke$ha has
a British evil twin
sister named Ke£ha?
Follow for a follow

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:09pm UTC

Well it’s kinda nice
when you love someone
and they actually love you back.
But that doesn’t always happen,
now does it?

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:43pm UTC

shoutout to zac efron for
never pursuing a singing career after he left disney.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:30pm UTC

the mayans taught me something,
that if you don't finish something... well, it's not the end of the world.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC

next time you're washing your hands next to
somebody, cup your hands under the tap water until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand." it's a guaranteed way to make friends. i have never tried it, but it's guaranteed.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:13pm UTC

An arrow
can be shot only by pulling it backward.
So when life is dragging you back with difficulties,
it means that it’s going to launch you into something great.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:32pm UTC

girl pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
guy's pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbors dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of hawaii, and half of jupiter.

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BlackButterflies
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March 4, 2013 2:51am UTC

i want to open a cafe that has really unhealthy yet delicious food and call it The Calorie Gallery, who's with me?

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BlackButterflies
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March 4, 2013 2:54am UTC

me: pops out of the womb 10 minutes late with starbucks

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 6:25pm UTC

"You have alot of friends, right?"
"Actually, no."

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SorrowUnleashed
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February 3, 2013 2:37am UTC

Society: Everyone's beautiful <3
Society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
Society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
Society: You're a size 4? You're suppose to be a size 0!
Society: You're a size 0? You're too skinny!
Society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
Society: You're a C cup? Ahahaha, my mom's that size! What do you stuff your bra?
Society: You're not a virgin? Mattress tester. Have some diginity.
Society: You are a virgin? What's the matter with you?! Prude.
Society: You think you're ugly? Attention seeker!
Society: You think you're beautiful? Conceited much? Have you looked in the mirror?
Society: You're depressed? Omg wtf is wrong with you like get help you're such an attention seeker.
Society: You're happy? Fake.
Society: You cut? Oh my gosh, how much attention do you freaking want? You're so crazy omg get away from me you freak.
Society: You can't take it anymore? Ahahaha, good riddance! If you're that serious about killing yourself, just do it already lol
-Someone commits suicide-
Society: It's such a same. They were so beautiful and perfect. I thought they were truly happy. I never noticed the signs. I wish they had come to me for help.
The worst part is? We ARE society. We're all judgemental whether we like it or not. Take a step back, people. We're humans. We're not perfect in any way, shape, or form. We are selfish and we are cruel and we are going to be the death of us. Depression isn't a phase. Cutting and eating disorders are not some fashion statement. Therapy and meds are not a quick fix. And being a jerk is not cool. I don't know who told you it was, because it's not. Have you ever tried to live with the fact that you're the reason someone went over the edge and killed themselves? It changes you no matter how heartless you are. Think before you speak.

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lillys236
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 4:57pm UTC

& the tears come streaming down your face, when you lose something you can't replace.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 8:55pm UTC

*In English*
Girl: I read Les Misérables in two days!
My teacher: That's funny, it took me all summer to read.

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JenBooBear
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 1:20pm UTC

wittyprofiles
Do you love us too, steve?
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■ Anonymous
most of the time.
Ask wittyprofiles a question
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sunkissedgirls711
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 5:37pm UTC

that awkward moment
when you realize that the garbage goes out
more than you do.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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