ilovepenguins46 posted a quote
September 29, 2012 3:34pm UTC
*during a robbery* Robber: "Give me all the money, or else you're Geometry!" Cashier: "... Don't you mean History?" Robber: "Don't change the subject!" Both: "HAHAHAHAAHA!"
ilovepenguins46 posted a quote
September 29, 2012 2:40pm UTC
Something I want to do before I die: 1.) Buy 3 pigs. 2.) Paint the numbers 1,2, and 4 on them. 3.) Set them loose in Walmart. 4.) Watch security spend all day looking for #3
Arilena :)* posted a quote
September 29, 2012 11:04am UTC
Today when I went to pick my sister up from the nursery a boy asked her to pass the 'skin couloured' pencil. She immediately gave him the black, brown, white, yellow and red pencils. Kids like this give me hope. ♥
MeeAndYoou posted a quote
September 29, 2012 7:01am UTC
My brother is an idiot. Him: *scremas* Me: What is it? Him: The toast popped out of the toaster and hit me in the face. Ladies and gentlemen, my brother.