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  1. ImaPiratePrincess ImaPiratePrincess
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    When a girl talks about a future with him
    its normal
    When a guy talks about a future with her
    its serious
    -♥-

  2. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    It's amazing what you can hide,
    just by putting on a smile.

  3. courtneyisawesome14 courtneyisawesome14
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    Me: Knock Knock!
    Friend: Who's there?
    Me: Yah
    Friend: Yah Who?
    Me: Nah bro, i prefer google.

  4. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    & we know it's never simple
    never easy

  5. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 2:18pm UTC
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  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Anyone can love a rose,
    But it takes a great deal to love a leaf.
    It's ordinary to love the beautiful,
    But it's beautiful to love the ordinary.
    nmf

  7. tasneem tasneem
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    Keep your head up high. You may not think you're attractive, but remember;
    'Ugly' teens become sexy adults.
    (format credit to xCherLloyd/MsHoran)

  8. pinkflamingos pinkflamingos
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    Say "Beer Can" in an English accent.
    Congratulations you just said bacon in a Jamaican accent.

  9. T_Cat5 T_Cat5
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:19am UTC
    Gangnam Style.

  10. rad* rad*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 3:28pm UTC
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  11. mrsmaynard mrsmaynard
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 2:38pm UTC

    If fear didn't exist,
    I would run up to you &
    kiss you & tell you that
    I LOVE you.
    CookieDoughFormats

  12. jessiduh jessiduh
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 9:46am UTC
    Today I'm 16 ♥
    Glad that I've survived this long agaisnt depression and everything else ♥

  13. tasneem tasneem
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    “Awwwww sh*t this is my jam,” I say as i spread it on my toast.
    (format credit to xCherLloyd/MsHoran)

  14. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    Looking at your friend and
    saying "I will if you will."

  15. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    *during a robbery*
    Robber: "Give me all the money, or else you're Geometry!"
    Cashier: "... Don't you mean History?"
    Robber: "Don't change the subject!"
    Both: "HAHAHAHAAHA!"

  16. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    Something I want to do before I die:
    1.) Buy 3 pigs.
    2.) Paint the numbers 1,2, and 4 on them.
    3.) Set them loose in Walmart.
    4.) Watch security spend all day looking for #3

  17. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Today when I went
    to pick my sister up from the nursery
    a boy asked her to pass the 'skin couloured' pencil.
    She immediately gave him the black, brown, white, yellow and red pencils.
    Kids like this give me hope.

  18. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 7:25am UTC
    10 years ago
    we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
    Please dont let Kevin Bacon die.

  19. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 11:10am UTC
    I got up this morning, tripped over my bra, and yelled ahhhh BOOBY TRAP

  20. MeeAndYoou MeeAndYoou
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 7:01am UTC
    My brother is an idiot.
    Him: *scremas*
    Me: What is it?
    Him: The toast popped out of the toaster and hit me in the face.
    Ladies and gentlemen, my brother.

:)

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