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cutecandygirl3

1. cutecandygirl3
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2013 11:54am UTC
   am i the only person who ifthey put their mose on the witty logo can see cats 0.0 saying happy birthday
   
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2. cutecandygirl3
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2013 11:52am UTC
   Me: Sometimes I just want to drag Harry into an empty hotel room, throw him down on a bed, straddle his thighs, rip his shirt off and MAKE HIM EXPLAIN EVERY DANG ONE OF HIS TATTOOS BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE THE SUSPENSE.
   Harry: Well... I thought we were going somewhere else there...
   
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3. cutecandygirl3
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   April 4, 2013 11:54am UTC
   person: stop apologizing.
   me: sorry.
   me: wait fu/k, no sorry i didn't mean--
   me: sh/t, sorry i--
   me: SORRY I MEANT--
   me: GOD FU/KING DA/MNIT SORRY I WASN'T THINKING--
   me: wait no f/ck s/it sorry i did it again i--
   me: f/ck
   me: ..
   me: sorry
   
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4. cutecandygirl3
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   April 3, 2013 7:33am UTC
   i dare you to
   bake brownies
   wear no make up
   tell your enamies what you think of them
   kiss your crush
   i dare you to be yourself for just one day
   
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5. cutecandygirl3
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2013 11:24am UTC
   welcome to high school
   a place where your going to be judjed about your hair
   clothes
   style
   make up
   personality
   have a good 5years of hell
   
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6. cutecandygirl3
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2013 11:22am UTC
   the times i feel im going to die
   in a plane :10%
   on the 13th floor:20%
   in an elevator:10%
   tipping backwards on a chair :60%
   
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7. cutecandygirl3
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   April 2, 2013 11:19am UTC
   i made this up
   bro:why are you sad
   bro2:my girlfriend broke up with me
   bro:ohh dw bro
   bro2:she will be crawling back to me
   bro:how do u know
   bro2:because i stole her weelchair
   
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8. cutecandygirl3
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   April 2, 2013 11:14am UTC
   i had a social life until i found out about witty
   
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9. cutecandygirl3
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   April 2, 2013 11:08am UTC
   every girls beautiful it just takes the right guy to see it
   
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10. cutecandygirl3
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    April 2, 2013 11:01am UTC
    admit it you once made a kid cry then made it laugh so u wont get in trouble
    
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11. cutecandygirl3
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    April 21, 2012 9:42am UTC
    mum:why did you hit elvis today
    me:no i did not
    mum:so why was he crying
    me:because i kicked him mum: -_____-
    
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