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November 15, 2013 7:11pm UTC

being with you makes my smile bigger and bigger

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September 26, 2013 10:09pm UTC

am i the only on who absolutly loves the halloween comercals??:)

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September 24, 2013 4:52pm UTC

I want to let you in on a secret, I'm not who you think I am, in fact, my disguise is so thin, I'm surprised you haven't seen right through me. I'm the girl of your dreams masquerading as your best friend. Sometimes I want to rip off this facade like I did at the spring formal, but I can't because you'll get scared and run away again. So I decided it's better to live with a lie than expose my true feelings... my dad told me there are two types of girls: the ones you grow out of, and the ones you grow into. I really hope I'm the latter. I may not be the one you love today, but I'll let you go for now, hoping that one day you'll fly back to me because I think you're worth the wait.
--chole from smallvile

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September 19, 2013 11:28pm UTC

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September 15, 2013 9:51am UTC

This is the day Lord has made, let US rejoice and be glad in it.

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September 13, 2013 12:05am UTC

i just dont want to deal with this anymore.
i cant deal with this crap that i have to face.
i know that i have to put on a bright happy smile, and act like im all okay,
but if you knew me, and the secrets i hide, you would know im anything but fine

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September 13, 2013 12:01am UTC

Okayy, so this guy I like came over the other day and he and I were doing stuff. It seemed like he liked me back on homecoming, and the day after (when he comes over) we do stuff. Now he won't talk to me. Did I do something wrong.....? the only conclution i can come up with is that i am a little slore

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Tori-bird *
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September 1, 2013 9:35pm UTC

"No" is too serious
"Nope" is too casual
"Nah" is just right
"Did you kill that man?"
"Nah"

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Tori-bird *
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September 1, 2013 9:33pm UTC

soooo....
does Canada have an amry,
or do they just send herds of moose after their enemies??

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September 1, 2013 9:26pm UTC

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Tori-bird *
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August 28, 2013 10:08pm UTC

i like cooking my pets family and friends.
use comas, dont be a psycho.

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 9:21pm UTC

those password journals were so
funny and useless.
like what kind of secrets did you
have at 9 years old?
"Dear Diary, today i made my
two Bratz Dolls kiss"

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 8:46pm UTC

Me in class: wait what happened
Me in class: what do we do
Me in class: what do we write
Me in class: when's the test
Me in class: what is this
Me in class: how do you do this
Me in class: what

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Tori-bird *
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August 23, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Sending emails to teachers:
Me: sounding extremly formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
Teacher: Ok lol thanxx:)

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 8:39pm UTC

yo i aint saying she's a gold-digger,
but she does carry a weird pan
everywhere and keep mumbling stuff
about "gold in them there hils" idk
so yeah, she is probably a gold digger

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Tori-bird *
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August 23, 2013 8:35pm UTC

me and my friends in 3rd grade:
Friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: What?
Friend: OH MAN! OH! OH DEAR FREAKING CHRIST!!!!
! I GOT YOU SOO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME. SW
EET, SWEET D.CKS IN MY MOUTH!
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 8:32pm UTC

How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts.
They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt.
It's the nicest butt. Because it's
mine. And i can touch it

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 8:29pm UTC

have you ever wondered how many fictional characters you've absorbed into your personality?

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August 23, 2013 8:26pm UTC

Being a male butterfly must be so hard.
How do you show your manlieness?
You're a goddarn butterfly

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Tori-bird *
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August 21, 2013 7:55am UTC

invention idea: an alarm clock that vkeeps screaming "WHAT TEAM?!" and the only way to shut it off it to scream "WILDCATS!!!!!!!!!!!" in response

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