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creanbean

1. creanbean
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2012 6:02pm UTC
   REASON WHY I'M SINGLE:
   i'm just way too sexy for everyone.
   
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2. creanbean
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2012 9:15pm UTC
   #foreveralone.
   
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3. creanbean
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   February 5, 2012 12:02pm UTC
   & who else wishes they had a janitor like Gordy from ned's declassified school survival guide?
   
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4. creanbean
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2012 5:16pm UTC
   CELL PHONE VIBRATES AT HOME:
   barely hear it.
   CELL PHONE VIBRATES IN CLASS:
   freaking haiti all over again.
   
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5. creanbean
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   January 30, 2012 6:46pm UTC
   That extremely sexy face you make before you sneeze.
   
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6. creanbean
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   January 29, 2012 8:44pm UTC
   go to www.llamafont.com
   you'll never be bored again.
   
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7. creanbean
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   January 27, 2012 4:07pm UTC
   i think my prince charming got hit by a bus.
   
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8. creanbean
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   January 26, 2012 7:52pm UTC
   Kid: Mom, can i wear a mini-skirt today?
   Mom: No.
   Kid: Can i wear lipstick?
   Mom: No.
   Kid: Can i wear high heels?
   Mom: No.
   Kid: But Mom, im 17 years old!
   Mom: I know Justin, i know.
   
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9. creanbean
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2012 8:28pm UTC
   Top 10 names, that you should name your kid to ruin their life:
   1) Ben Dover
   2) Holden MaGroin
   3) Hugh Jass
   4)Justin Time
   5)Anita Bath
   6)Noah Fence
   7) Matt Trez
   8) Ivana Tinkle
   9)Mike Hunt
   10) Sheik Yabooty
   
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10. creanbean
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    January 17, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
    
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11. creanbean
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    January 17, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Rumors.
    well at least youre spreading something else besides your legs.
    
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12. creanbean
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    January 17, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    relationships are like fat people.
    they dont work out.
    
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13. creanbean
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    January 17, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    1
    guys, calm down, i can't handle this much excitment.
    
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14. creanbean
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    January 17, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    God loves me even when I don't forward those chain letters.
    
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15. creanbean
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    January 17, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
    
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16. creanbean
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    January 17, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Children in the dark cause accidents, while accidents in the dark cause children.
    
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17. creanbean
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    January 15, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    even my scale knows i'm fat.
    i stepped on it & it said error.
    
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18. creanbean
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    January 15, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    thank you for leading me on, and making me look like a complete fool.
    means a lot.
    
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19. creanbean
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    January 15, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    *ON FACEBOOK*
    pretty girl takes a picture; 6 likes.
    slutty girl with boobs popping out of her shirt; 3958236820386032 likes.
    -____-
    
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20. creanbean
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    witty + temple run + food > a social life.
    
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