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cpa_luka
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 3:21am UTC

MUST
READ.
>>>>
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=

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cpa_luka
posted a quote
October 16, 2010 11:42pm UTC

Don't read!!!
There was this girl and she was with
her friend.
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the
man
looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with
her friend commenting on how ugly he
was.
Right
then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?
XxLoVemExX: What?
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living sh*t out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.
They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next
morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
to die!
omg this is scary :O

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cpa_luka
posted a quote
July 16, 2009 9:30am UTC

When people get hurt, they learn to hate.
When people hurt others, they become hated and are racked with guilt.
But knowing that pain allows people to be kind.
Pain allows people to grow.

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cpa_luka
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July 16, 2009 9:04am UTC

But if revenge is called justice, then that justice breeds yet more revenge.. and becomes a chain of hatred.

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cpa_luka
posted a quote
July 15, 2009 8:15am UTC

× × D0n't problem your problem let problem problems you × ×

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July 14, 2009 2:19am UTC

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July 8, 2009 8:25am UTC

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cpa_luka
posted a quote
June 24, 2009 7:30am UTC

If you don't want to his world, then take him to your world.

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cpa_luka
posted a quote
June 20, 2009 2:29am UTC

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son

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cpa_luka
posted a quote
June 6, 2009 12:11am UTC

A Mexican, an American, and a Pollock are all in an airplane Flying over Mexico. The Mexican drops a pear on his country when the American asks why he says he loves his country. Then they're flying over the US and the American drops an apple when the Pollock asks why he says because he loves his country. Then they're flying over the Pollock's country and the Pollock drops a bomb when the American and the Mexican ask why he says because he hates his country.
A while later the Mexican is walking the streets and he sees a boy who is crying. He asks why and the boy says because a pear fell out of the sky and hit him on the head.
The American is walking the streets and he sees a little girl crying. When he asks her why she says because an apple fell out of the sky and hit her on the head.
The Pollock is walking the streets and he comes to a man that is laughing. When he asks him why the man says, "Because I farted and the building behind me blew up!"
:)

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cpa_luka
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June 5, 2009 11:50pm UTC

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

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cpa_luka
posted a quote
June 4, 2009 10:16am UTC

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.
"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. ==> "Giving up?" <==

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cpa_luka
posted a quote
June 4, 2009 10:06am UTC

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
:))

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cpa_luka
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June 4, 2009 10:01am UTC

Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."
Johnny replied, "I don't have it."
"Why not?" His father asked.
"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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June 4, 2009 8:28am UTC

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cpa_luka
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June 4, 2009 8:17am UTC

The Talking Triplets
Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets.
In her stomach the babies were talking to each other.
The first baby says "I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here".
The second baby says "I want to be an electrician because it is so dark in here".
And the last baby says "I want to be a hunter, because if that damn snake comes back in here i'm going to cut it off".
:)

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cpa_luka
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June 4, 2009 8:14am UTC

Bad Luck
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed,you were there When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She asked gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck."

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cpa_luka
posted a quote
June 4, 2009 1:57am UTC

==> BLONDE Joke <==
Q .. How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
=)

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cpa_luka
posted a quote
June 4, 2009 1:49am UTC

==> BLONDE JOKE <==
Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

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