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  2. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  3. courteney_ann courteney_ann
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    2010: your cool if you
    have silly bands
    2011: planking is boss
    2012: HEY!
    Let's all go choke
    on cinnamon!
    NOT MY FORMAT

  4. SuckxMyxPinky SuckxMyxPinky
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    look at the world in your own perspective<3

  5. SuckxMyxPinky SuckxMyxPinky
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    If anymore fat people get into this world,
    the world is going to sink.

  6. SuckxMyxPinky SuckxMyxPinky
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
    Today,
    i saw his face, and that's all i needed.
    •••••••••••••••••••••••••••

  7. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    you know your childhood is over when..
    you fall asleep on the couch,
    and wake up on the couch.

  8. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 7:25am UTC
    911: 911 whats your emergancy?
    Me: HELP!
    911: Whats wrong?
    Me: I.. I... I've been robbed!
    911: Of what?
    Me: ONE DIRECTION STOLE MY HEART <3
    911: THE INFECTION IS SPEADING!

  9. thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    At harry's audition
    Simon: How are you ?
    Harry: Hello.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. courteney_ann courteney_ann
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    Like if single
    Comment "<3" if your in a relationship.

  13. hutchisamazing hutchisamazing
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Mom, he broke my heart.I don't know what im going to do. I need advice mom..
    Honey, im going to tell you what my mom always told me; if a man ever breaks your heart. f*ck his bestfriend.
    Nana said that??


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. courteney_ann courteney_ann
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    its not that i hate you.
    its just if killing people were legal.
    you'd be dead by now.

  16. courteney_ann courteney_ann
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    your like a penny.
    two-faced and worthless.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. id_tap_that id_tap_that
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    My Brain:
    5% - names
    3% - phone numbers
    2% - stuff i should know for school.
    90% - song lyrics
    nmf

  19. marleesue marleesue
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    I'm not single.
    I'm not taken.
    I'm simply on reserve for someone who deserves my heart.
    They say good things take time.

  20. id_tap_that id_tap_that
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Mind over matter
    if you don't mind it doesn't matter.
    ♥nmf

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