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couldnt_think_of_good_name

1. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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   August 4, 2012 3:44am UTC
   | ( )( ) | - SpongeBob
   / ( )( ) \ - Patrick
   ( ()() ) - Squidward
   | () | - Plankton
   |||| - Mr. Krabs
   
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2. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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   July 26, 2012 11:31am UTC
   Asking Google questions that you're too embarrassed to ask a person...
   
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3. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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   July 26, 2012 11:24am UTC
   Guys! If a girl likes you, and you begin to like her, at 11.12, text her saying "Your wish came true"
   
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4. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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   July 26, 2012 11:22am UTC
   I'm not being sarcastic; my humour just has an attitude
   
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5. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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   July 26, 2012 11:20am UTC
   Seeing your ex with someone ugly = AWESOME!
   
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6. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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   July 26, 2012 10:42am UTC
   I don't know what's more awkward; answering Dora, or sitting in silence as she stares at you...
   
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7. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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   July 26, 2012 10:39am UTC
   The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
   
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8. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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   July 26, 2012 10:37am UTC
   If I become a teacher, I'm going to staple Burger King application forms to failed tests
   
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9. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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   July 26, 2012 10:35am UTC
   If I become a teacher, I'm going to staple Burger King application forms to failed tests
   
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10. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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    July 26, 2012 10:23am UTC
    A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, a crab with a whale as a daughter... The creators of spongebob were obviously high
    
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11. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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    July 26, 2012 10:21am UTC
    A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, a crab with a whale as a daughter... The creators of spongebob were obviously high
    
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12. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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    July 26, 2012 10:19am UTC
    Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes
    
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13. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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    July 26, 2012 10:16am UTC
    *At a restaurant*
    "Would you like a table?"
    "No thanks, I came to sit on the floor; carpet for 5 please"
    
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14. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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    July 26, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Is it just me, or do mirrors look really sexy?
    
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15. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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    July 26, 2012 10:12am UTC
    I love going to strangers' weddings and shouting "Don't marry him, I still love you!"
    
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16. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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    July 26, 2012 10:09am UTC
    If weed was ever legalised, I can't wait to see the commercials
    
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17. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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    July 26, 2012 10:05am UTC
    I would ask the sexiest person on Earth to be my valentine, but it would be pretty awkward to ask myself
    
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18. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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    July 26, 2012 9:58am UTC
    The Suite Life of Zack and Cody is the only place where there is a smart blonde and a dumb Asian.
    
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19. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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    July 26, 2012 9:56am UTC
    "B!tches be trippin"
    "Grandma, stop pushing the dog down the stairs."
    
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20. couldnt_think_of_good_name
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    July 26, 2012 9:54am UTC
    As i grew up, I always dreamt of being slimed on Nickelodeon.
    
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