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cortney11

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Member Since: 30 Jul 2009 03:42pm

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  1. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2015 1:10pm UTC
    i need ideas to write about give me who what 2hen whrrr and why :)

  2. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    ► Play. the memories
    ▌▌ Pause. - the lies
    ■ Stop. - the heartbreaks
    ◄◄ Rewind. - the good times

  3. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 11:38am UTC
    How guys flirt:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    > He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    > He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    > He called you to talk about nothing at all
    . > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    > He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  4. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 10:47am UTC
    its called an i pod for a reason. if it was meant to share than it would be a wepod.

  5. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    witty people i need your help! i.have.liked.this.guy.for.the past.3.years.and.now.he.is dating.my."friend".well.the ther.day.he.told.me.to.go. somewhere.and.never.come.back. idk.what.to.do.cuz.i.still.love.him.and.he.loves.her </3 yet.i.still.love.him.what.do.i.do?

  6. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    ~Heres to the moment~
    when you look behind
    you and your 'bestfriend'
    is all over the one your in love with
    </3

  7. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 1:36am UTC
    i dont like all the pretty quotes i like all the ones that mean something to me. i liked this website better when every on was like that

  8. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    ► Play. the memories
    ▌▌Pause. - the lies
    ■ Stop. - the heart breaks
    ◄◄ Rewind. - the good times

  9. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    ~You can write it in the sand and wash it away
    ~Write it on rock and wear it away
    ~Write it on paper and tear it up
    ~But what is in written in your heart its there forever
    <3

  10. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    i hate it when some one says they
    have aquestion and they wont tell
    you what the damn thing!!!!!!

  11. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    And heres to the akward moment when
    you 'friend' texts you something
    that makes no sense then they say
    wrong person.... so you wonder what there
    conversation is hmm the world
    may never know

  12. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    I'm gonna walk away,
    it's up to You to watch me go or make me stay.

  13. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    he know exactly what to say
    to make me
    fall in love
    just a lil
    ♥ more ♥
    ~Cort:)

  14. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    *for girls eyes ONLY*
    IF YOU'RE A BOY, EXIT THIS BULLETIN CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING
    Girls only.......................................................................................
    GIRL TALK
    Did you know kissing ishealthy
    It's good to cry
    Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
    94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
    Lying is actually unhealthy
    Onlyapplymascara to your top lashes
    It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
    89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
    Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move
    Chocolate will make you feel better!
    Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
    A good friend never judges.
    A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that you have any
    Boys aren't worth your tears
    We ALL love surprises!!
    Now.... make a wish!
    Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!
    WISH WISH WISH WISH
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    Congratulations!!
    Your wish has just been received
    repost this with the title *for girls eyes ONLY* in the next 15mins and...Your wish WILL BE GRANTED

  16. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 11:13pm UTC
    i was at a friends house and we were trying to get her moms boyfriend to buy her a ring and propose...
    Trish- you should really man up and buy (waving her arms) mom a ring and (dumps her cereal ALL other her) propose .... mean while she has cereal ALL other her crotch lmao WOW

  17. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 11:03pm UTC
    Friends:EWWW why are you picking your nose
    Best friends: i can do it better
    LMAO made my night

  18. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 12:20am UTC
    Have youu ever wanted some one so bad then you finally got them and now you dont want them ..... yeah it sucks!!!

  19. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 12:17am UTC
    So my cuzin had a book cover thing on her head and it was in the shape of a house shes like hey look im from Tyland i live in my house after i died of laughter i looked at her and said i hope you live in you house lol that was amazing
    hahaha gotta love lil miss Abbie

  20. cortney11 cortney11
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2010 12:59pm UTC
    I thought i heard you call my name but when i turned around there was nothing i realized thats my way of telling myself i miss you

:)

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