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kara008
posted a quote
June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 5:09pm UTC

My father hasn't been alive for ten years and I still haven't set foot on his grave.
Not because our last words were bad or sad.
But because I'm so afraid to just know that he's lying underneath the earth.
That he was once up here, instead of down there.
I don't even ask my mother where he is buried because I fear that she will be ashamed that I don't know.
I'm going to find his grave this summer and I will sit down with him and tell him about the last ten and a half years of my life and how much he has missed.
And I can't help but hope that he's proud of who I am and who I am becoming.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:20pm UTC

duck, duck, goose is literally the only game
where you can hit people on the head and run away laughing

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 12:32am UTC

Yes im a girl,
I like rain,
social networking sites,
and hanging out with my friends.
Yes,
I am bullied,
judged,
and depressed.
Yes,
I have family issues,
people act like they know me,
and people look at me like im a freak.
I have just about everything in the book.
Except you.

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WeirdKid.*
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 2:57pm UTC

When I'm upset,
I shut myself down.
I have no motivation for anything.
I tell myself nobody cares,
even though I know some do.
I think about all of the negative things
I could possibly think of.
I give myself all the pain,
thinking I deserve it.
I'm not sure why I do that,
but that's just how I am.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 6:55pm UTC

NOT DOING THIS FOR FAVES...
Fave if you would date/ love someone with self harm scars.
Comment if you wouldn't
i just want to know why really

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manhattanight
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC

PLOT TWIST
The series finale of iCarly ends with
Miranda Cosgrove waking up
from a coma in a hospital bed,
with Drake and Josh by her side
saying, "Megan?"

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Chocolate_Luver
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 11:57am UTC

click to see this quote

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 10:08am UTC

The Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
Two and A Half Men
Are three great shows.
But what would they be if all shows were
combined?
How I Bang Two And A Half Men.
nmq

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伤*
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 11:15am UTC

Ed Sheeran dedicated 'kiss me' to
danielle and liam at one of
his concerts by saying
"this song goes out to a cuople who go disney land a lot"
format credit to OneDirection

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xXxrhiannonxXx
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 9:36am UTC

when there's no wifi at other people's house: ugh.
when there's no wifi: ugh.
other people's houses: ugh.
other people: ugh.
people: ugh.
nmf/tumblr

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emosexy
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC

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1) press the fave button
2) highlight the numbers
3) press Ctrl and f
4) press 99 and see what happenes :P

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 2:27pm UTC

Plot twist: Steve has One Direction posters all over his room.

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runawayfromreality
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 10:14pm UTC

imagine if jenna marbles had a witty.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jordankimberly21
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 10:02pm UTC

Me: Imagine having a boyfriend that would take you to concerts.
Me: Or just a boyfriend.
Me: Or just concert tickets.
Me: Or concert tickets to see my boyfriend.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 8:49pm UTC

cat: omg i'm never having kittens
cat: i'm going to die alone with 69 humans

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Imbogurkus
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 12:23am UTC

I've have decided I am offically gay.
Fav if you thinks it's okay
xxxxx

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sticksandstones001
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:35pm UTC

and they say,She's in the
class A team.Stuck in her daydream.Been this way since 18.
But lately,her face seems slowly sinking,wasting
crumbling like pastries.
and they scream,the worst things in life come free to us.
♥
My font. Song- The A team - Ed Sheeran

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