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  1. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 10:22am UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

  2. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 10:21am UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  3. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    ^ look, i drew a picture of how much i care. ^

  4. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    every time something good
    ♥//happens in my life, it’s like
    someone decides “Hmm, looks
    like she’s a little too happy.
    Let’s f**k her life up a little
    more." //♥

  5. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    that moment when;
    your crush is guessing who you like
    and the whole time you're thinking
    "It's you stupid."

  6. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Today,
    I decided to play with his mind.
    I did what all guys do to us.
    I didn't text him first.
    I didn't answer the texts.
    I didn't say hi at school.
    I flirted with his friends.
    I acted like he was invisible;
    By the end of the day I had,
    5 messages from him.
    And he even; He came up
    to me at school.
    And he said,
    "Ok. I get it. I finally realize;
    I can't go a day without you."
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    format credit: Teamjacobxo <333

  7. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    saying,
    DON'T JUDGE ME!
    when you're doing something weird and someone looks at you

  8. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    when i was younger;
    [my mom told me i could be anything i wanted when i grew up]
    well guess what? she lied.
    ♥ [ i can't be his ]

  9. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    im still waiting for the
    day that i can say
    "sorry, i've moved on."
    because i know if you
    called me right now,
    i'd take you back in a
    heartbeat.

  10. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    you were wrong.
    I AM WORTH SOMETHING.

  11. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 12:50pm UTC
    follow me?
    & i will follow you
    promise :].
    NMF but my quote.

  12. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 12:38pm UTC
    i hate dwelling
    on my past.
    and sitting here &
    wondering why it didn't last.
    :/

  13. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 12:34pm UTC
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    November 1, 2011 12:30pm UTC
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  15. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 12:27pm UTC
    You lost my trust
    You broke my heart.
    Now i need a reboot.
    And maybe a restart? ♥

  16. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 12:11pm UTC
    i hate it when all my friends are like:
    OMG THAT IS SOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
    And i'm just like:
    i like
    soup.

  17. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    there's not enough stars i n the sky
    for me to wish about you with. :']

  18. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    when she was just a girl.
    She expected the world. But it flew away from her reach so she ran away in her sleep and dreamed of
    P A R A D I S E.

  19. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    its okay.
    It's not like i have feelings or anything.

  20. cooljellybeans cooljellybeans
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    have you ever
    Even thought about what you have put me through, or ever made me feel. i feel like jumping out of my window and screaming untill i have no voice. You dont understand me, and never will. Your horrible, your ment to be a role model, but no you always insult me and say i am selfish and have no respect. I hate you. All the things you have done to me. Or put me through.
    But no.
    I'm done.
    I'm tired of this bullsh*t.
    I just cant take it any longer.
    Look what you have done.
    You have ruined me.
    thanks alot mum.

:)

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