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July 6, 2015 2:16pm UTC

reasons i can relate to a raccoon:
~dark circles around eyes
~small & chubby
~lives in the trash and eats garbage
~cute but will fight you
~stays up all night
~washes hands a lot
~communicates solely through weird noises and screams

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happiest*
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July 6, 2015 2:18pm UTC

do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

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July 6, 2015 2:20pm UTC

Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

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happiest*
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July 6, 2015 2:24pm UTC

i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

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May 4, 2014 4:27am UTC

teacher: i’m gonna-
me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:38pm UTC

Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:39pm UTC

if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella specia

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:40pm UTC

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:43pm UTC

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:46pm UTC

someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:49pm UTC

NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK

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May 15, 2014 2:50pm UTC

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

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April 29, 2014 8:32am UTC

Reasons To Be Happy:
1.Dead trees still stand and so can you.
2.You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you.
3.Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.

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happiest*
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April 29, 2014 8:36am UTC

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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happiest*
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April 29, 2014 8:39am UTC

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager

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April 25, 2014 9:48am UTC

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma:What?
BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

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happiest*
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April 25, 2014 9:51am UTC

i f--cking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous

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March 18, 2014 12:17pm UTC

The truth is that the more intimately you know someone, the more clearly you’ll see their flaws. That’s just the way it is. This is why marriages fail, why children are abandoned, why friendships don’t last. You might think you love someone until you see the way they act when they’re out of money or under pressure or hungry, for goodness’ sake. Love is something different. Love is choosing to serve someone and be with someone in spite of their filthy heart. Love is patient and kind, love is deliberate. Love is hard. Love is pain and sacrifice, it’s seeing the darkness in another person and defying the impulse to jump ship.
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happiest*
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March 21, 2014 4:39pm UTC

I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.

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March 21, 2014 4:44pm UTC

I DONT WANNA END UP WITH SOMEONE WHO THINKS I LOOK PERFECT ALL THE TIME I WANT SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THAT I CAN BE UGLY AS HELL BUT STILL WANTS TO be ME AND KISS MY FOREHEAD U KNOW?????

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