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  1. hsvolleygirl hsvolleygirl
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    but you
    pinky promised
    nmf

  2. XoXoCovey152XoXo XoXoCovey152XoXo
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Some of you guys are actually really attractive what are you doing on the internet.

  4. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Lol So True: #83
    To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
    lolsotrue.com

  5. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    *In spanish*
    Caitlin: How do you say scremo music?
    Mason: La musica crapo

  6. 1998ismyYear 1998ismyYear
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    His smile,
    I swear,
    is the prettiest thing on earth.
    Oh,
    and his voice
    Makes my Day.

  7. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    My version of flirting
    is staring at some person I find attractive multiple times
    and hoping they're braver than I am.

  8. Kizzie29 Kizzie29
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    If a boy stares at you for more than 10 seconds, they either love you or want to sleep with you.
    Er, no. If a boy stares at you for more than 10 seconds, they're creepers

  9. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    Me: *About to watch scary movie*
    Movie: *Starts*
    Me: I'm not scared!!
    Movie: "Based on a true story.."
    Me:
    Me: f*ck.

  10. amyyjeannXD amyyjeannXD
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    Your games? Don't play that.
    Your bs? Won't take that.
    Your sorrys? I've heard that.
    Your mistake? You made that.
    Your excuses? Just save that.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Raining_Sunshine Raining_Sunshine
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    -In science class-
    Me: Emily! Get your a-
    Teacher: *walks by*
    Me: -bercrombie jeans butt over here!
    Teacher: Nice save.

  13. TextMeMaybe TextMeMaybe
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    TextMeMaybe
    TO THE WINDOW
    (/•_ •)/
    ........
    TO THE WALL
    \(•_•\)
    Stop texting me.

  14. converse97 converse97
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    My English teacher: I don't like giving homework because you're already in class seven hours and I know you like spending time with your friends and family and having homework is like a second shift of school.
    i love her.

  15. Kizzie29 Kizzie29
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Shortest nightmare ever:
    Kidz Bop singing Call Me Maybe wearing crocs....with socks.

  16. MalloryTomlinson MalloryTomlinson
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Distance means nothing when someone is worth everything.

  17. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    10 year old: I'm gonna go clubbing!
    Me: Okay, but dont swear when you go
    10 year old: Why?
    Me: Club Penguin will ban you for 24 hours if
    you do.
    nmq, just found it funny (:

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 4:21am UTC
    why do teachers
    even bother trying to set
    me homework that involves
    the internet?
    do they know what happens
    when you let me on the internet??
    THIS HAPPENS!

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Remember in The Suite Life of Zack and Cody how everyone made fun of Arwin Hawkhouser for always staying in his little basement avoiding the world and obsessing over Carey Martin?
    We are Arwin Hawkhouser.

  20. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    you can
    drive at 16,
    go to clubs at 18,
    drink at 21,
    & retire at 65.
    but whoever set the age to fall in love? ♥

:)

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