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1. justhewayouare
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2011 6:34pm UTC
   the awkwa rd moment when
   y o u a r e s t a r i n g a t a r e a l l y c u t e b o y a s y o u r w a l k i n g, a n d t r i p o v e r s o m e t h i n g..
   ^not my format.
   
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2. An'*
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2011 5:01pm UTC
   he asked me if i wanted to wear his jacket today,
   because he saw how cold i was. i said yes. ♥
   
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3. theinvisibleninja5
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2011 7:45pm UTC
   "We need to hang out!"
   ... never happens.
   ♥
   format credit to thebeautifulunknown
   
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4. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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5. LovePink1516
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2011 5:13pm UTC
   THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
   when a girl is wearing more makeup than clothes..
   
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6. xoxcheerbabeexox
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2011 6:32pm UTC
   Today I bought a new
   bottle of shampoo. I looked on the back to see the directions and it said :
   "Why are you looking at the directions? It's
   shampoo, just put it on your head.
   Gosh, your so stupid."
   Thank you shampoo. Thank you.
   mlia.
   not my format.
   
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7. poppinghearts
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2011 4:04pm UTC
   Admit it.
   you want someone you can't have.
   ♥
   
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8. FunZy0x4
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2011 4:39pm UTC
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9. ellarosemartinez
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2011 4:01pm UTC
   The average facebook chat is full of the following people.....
   Share
   Some indian guy
   Hot chili peppas!!
   12- year old
   OMG! LOL, STFU!
   Person who talks lyk dis
   wat thu foodge r u guise up 2?
   Justin Bieber fan
   Oh.... my .... justin
   Attention -seeking whorebag
   Ew, i look so fat in this pic... please tell me i'm pretty
   Emo poser
   Stab me.
   
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10. BreeVee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    Awkward conversation
    1: Is she pregnant?
    2: I don't know.
    1: Go ask her
    2: No! What if she's just fat?
    
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11. together_forever_x0x
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    Moving on is simple,
    it’s what you leave behind that makes it so difficult.
    
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12. chels_xo
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    I FELT SPECIAL
    until I saw you talk to
    every girl like that.
    
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13. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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14. An'*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    you will be the answer
    when someone asks me what i'm thinking about. ♥
    
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15. fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    Everything is made in China.Except for babies, they're made in
    VaChina.♥
    
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16. xwaddupshawtyx
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    When you Say You
    Don't Like Something
    And Your friend says;
    "It' doesn't like you."
    
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17. SparksFly47
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    69% of people
    find something dirty in every sentence.
    31% can't do it.
    not my quote//format
    
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18. xoxobrookecheer
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    I don't even feel
    comfortable wearing no bra
    to bed.
    & your not wearing one,
    in public?
    not my format
    
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19. JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #208
    Justin has a sticker on his laptop that says
    "I like it better when you're naked."
    
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20. sk8trgrlxx3
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    May 24, 2011 3:30pm UTC
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