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  1. loveisthemovement22 loveisthemovement22
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 3:56pm UTC
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  2. Zach509 Zach509
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    I hate that feeling you get when you're trying your hardest not to cry in front of someone,
    but as soon as they ask "are you okay?" you just lose it.

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    I want to be
    the reason you smile.

  4. choosecarefully choosecarefully
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    •••••••••
    Fave if you're one of the few people who
    know the difference between your & you're
    •••••••••

  5. Jessileigh143xx Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 11:56am UTC
    Why are kids so
    obese?
    Maybe because
    Burgers are $0.99
    Salads are $4.99?

  6. emilydesroro emilydesroro
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 11:35am UTC
    Heres to the girls who know more facts about their favorite band
    Then the history of their contry

  7. mick mick
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 7:21am UTC
    If your girl still is a virgin, respect her enough and keep it that way.

  8. LookingThroughRoseColoredGlasses LookingThroughRoseColoredGlasses
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 11:34am UTC
    O
    I hate when you talk to someone every single day.
    Then all of a sudden it just stops.
    Then neither of you say a word to eachother.

  9. Reader_Aubrey Reader_Aubrey
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 10:06am UTC
    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    sugar is sweet and so are you.
    but the roses are wilting,
    and the violets are dead,
    the sugar bowl is empty
    and my wrists are stained red

  10. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    How many times have you typed, "I'm okay" while crying?

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    "Would you like the receipt in the bag?"
    "Nope, you can put it in my ear."

  12. lexi1020 lexi1020
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 11:26am UTC
    When I sing with my headphones in I think,
    "Why don't I have a record deal?!"
    Then I take them out, and I know why...
    nmf/nmq

  13. red_vans101 red_vans101
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Normal couples:
    "You hang up!"
    "No, you hang up!"
    Katniss and Peeta:
    "You kill me!"
    "No, you kill me!"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    how to get rid of someone:
    Send them to Narnia. Lock the closet door.

  16. taalkxgabbby taalkxgabbby
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    Your bestfriend is in a relationship with Your Ex.
    ♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    nmf.

  17. DuckAddictant DuckAddictant
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    ---------------------------------- Am I the only one who looks behind their shower curtain before going to the bathroom..? ---------------------------------

  18. xxcadillacphunquexx xxcadillacphunquexx
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    Hey baby.
    Are you Google?
    Because you have everything I'm searching for.

  19. LoveyouForever365 LoveyouForever365
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:21pm UTC

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    Even if it kills me.
    I'm gonna smile.

  20. j3susfr3ak j3susfr3ak
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    Dear Victoria,
    Yes, we all know your secret...
    P A D D I N G .
    format by julietechoecho
    not my quote

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