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  1. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    please follow me on tumblr... pleassee

  2. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 12:30am UTC
    skype anyone?
    effieeiben

  3. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 8:48am UTC
    1. Name and describe the responsibilities of national, state and local government.
    National, state, and local governments all have different responsibilities. Local rules over a town or a city creating laws (or ordinances) for that specific area that may differ from surrounding areas; however the local laws are overpowered by state laws. State laws again can differ from surrounding states but only their specific state. So Michigan can rule over Michigan, and any part of Michigan but it has no jurisdiction in Ohio. State government is overruled by national government, they have power over every state, city, town in the country, they are the highest government for the United States, they do not have jurisdiction in Canada or Mexico, only the US, but they can decide weather or not to go to war with another country, they have the final say in all court cases, their rule is the highest and cannot be topped.
    2. How does the Michigan State government affect your life and that of your family? Be specific and explain how you are affected.
    The state government affects my life by creating laws for me to abide by. Like for instance: if one of my family members had possession of illegal marijuana in my state they would be arrested and charged with possession, this is a state law because now in Washington and Colorado you are allowed to have it in your possession but in Michigan you can neither posses the drug its self or any drug paraphernalia or you will be arrested and charged. It would affect me because seeing that happen could possibly scare me away from doing drugs, but at the same time I have friends that have been arrested with possession and just got a slap on the wrist and a little probation, so that would give me the influence that its not so bad.
    3. How does your local government affect your life and that of your family? Be specific and explain how you are affected
    The local government affects my life by creating laws for me to abide by. Like for instance: if one of my family members were to get drunk and decide to take off all their clothes and make a snow angle, they would be arrested for public indecency; they would be taken to jail and tried in court. I would be affected by being embarrassed because more than likely my neighbors would have seen them and my neighbors happen to attend school here, so word would travel fast. Would probably have an affect on my life later when I get to the age where I can drink, I would be a lot more cautious of how much I consume, and I probably would drink when its snowy.
    4. Describe the process by which the Health Care Bill became law. Is this a positive or negative process? Why? If negative, explain what would be a better process and why. If positive, explain why the best bill comes out of the process
    The health care bill became a law by bribing members of congress so that they would pass the bill. It helped out the pharmaceutical and insurance industries. Also it helped out the state of Massachusetts by making the US tax payers pay for the people of Massachusetts. It’s a negative process because you end up with a really long bill with a bunch of words people don’t understand, so they just don’t read it. This makes it easier to lie about what’s in the bill. Also people like Kieran Ignani and Max Baucus spend millions of dollars on advertisements to destroy a bill if the bill doesn’t benefit the insurance and pharmaceutical industries. Which is why Obama didn’t have much of a choice but to include benefits for their industries, his bill would have died immediately if he hadn’t. I think a better process would be to start with simplifying bills. And you can present an outline and then fill in the details. Make it simple so it’s easy to understand, that way it is harder to twist your bill around, and that way people actually have a sense of what they are voting for. That way the bills get passed for what they are, not for who had the most convincing commercial.
    5. How can citizens influence state and local public policy or governmental action? Be specific and provide examples from your life and/or current events.
    Citizens can influence the government’s actions in multiple ways, we all vote, so we have a say in what we want. That is a start, we vote on who runs the different levels of government, we can vote people out of those elected offices. We can start a protest; in fact there is almost always a protest in Washington DC. We can take it to the court system, and then depending on the issue depends on how far it will go. People can bring issues up at public meetings at their city, town, or county, they will then take your issues and give them to the state, if they still aren’t resolved they go to congress and then to the constitution.

  4. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 8:44am UTC
    3. How does your local government affect your life and that of your family? Be specific and explain how you are affected
    The local government affects my life by creating laws for me to abide by. Like for instance: if one of my family members were to get drunk and decide to take off all their clothes and make a snow angle, they would be arrested for public indecency; they would be taken to jail and tried in court. I would be affected by being embarrassed because more than likely my neighbors would have seen them and my neighbors happen to attend school here, so word would travel fast. Would probably have an affect on my life later when I get to the age where I can drink, I would be a lot more cautious of how much I consume, and I probably would drink when its snowy.
    4. Describe the process by which the Health Care Bill became law. Is this a positive or negative process? Why? If negative, explain what would be a better process and why. If positive, explain why the best bill comes out of the process
    The health care bill became a law by bribing members of congress so that they would pass the bill. It helped out the pharmaceutical and insurance industries. Also it helped out the state of Massachusetts by making the US tax payers pay for the people of Massachusetts. It’s a negative process because you end up with a really long bill with a bunch of words people don’t understand, so they just don’t read it. This makes it easier to lie about what’s in the bill. Also people like Kieran Ignani and Max Baucus spend millions of dollars on advertisements to destroy a bill if the bill doesn’t benefit the insurance and pharmaceutical industries. Which is why Obama didn’t have much of a choice but to include benefits for their industries, his bill would have died immediately if he hadn’t. I think a better process would be to start with simplifying bills. And you can present an outline and then fill in the details. Make it simple so it’s easy to understand, that way it is harder to twist your bill around, and that way people actually have a sense of what they are voting for. That way the bills get passed for what they are, not for who had the most convincing commercial.
    5. How can citizens influence state and local public policy or governmental action? Be specific and provide examples from your life and/or current events.
    Citizens can influence the government’s actions in multiple ways, we all vote, so we have a say in what we want. That is a start, we vote on who runs the different levels of government, we can vote people out of those elected offices. We can start a protest; in fact there is almost always a protest in Washington DC. We can take it to the court system, and then depending on the issue depends on how far it will go. People can bring issues up at public meetings at their city, town, or county, they will then take your issues and give them to the state, if they still aren’t resolved they go to congress and then to the constitution.

  5. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    You have the sorta personality that makes me want to slam your face into a wall then rip out your throat and put your lifeless body through a wood chipper...

  6. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    people give me to much credit. im not as good as they think i am ... though i wish sometimes i was

  7. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    ATTENTION WITTIANS.
    I would like to declare a DETOX DAY.
    Friday, January 11th, 2013.
    As in "Detox" I mean,
    no contacts, no makeup, messy bun, sweatpants.
    And for all my cutters;
    don't wear long sleeves. I want you to write "I HAVE HOPE" on both of your wrists, and I want you to be free. Smile for once. If you feel like crying, then cry. Don't hold it in.
    For one day, I want everyone to be nobody except themselves.
    Repost if you're in.

  8. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 11:04am UTC
    Sugar is sweet
    You are not
    I really want to toss you,
    Off of a yacht

  9. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 11:01am UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Your face makes my fist
    Want to hit you

  10. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 10:12am UTC
    chiillin in lead with ANTHONY c: introducin him to witty cuz its awesome like that

  11. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:15am UTC
    ive never seen myself as "good enough" and you knew that. so why did u lead me on and then change ur mind. you knew what it would do to me....

  12. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 11:51pm UTC
    please if you need advice or are having problems. send me a msg or comment. ill give u my number. i dont want u to feel alone

  13. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    wittiers!!!! pleasssee pleassseee pleassseee
    follow
    me
    on
    instagram:
    STEFANIEEIBEN
    ill follow back!!

  14. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed someone
    Smoked a ciggarete
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched 4 movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a Tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over £200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been Sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped School
    Skipped a class
    Had Detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from a library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Have watched all the Harry potter movies
    Had an online Diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a garden sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to seaworld.
    Gone to seaworld and seen Shamo
    Got absaloutly socked by Shamo.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry
    read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a colouring book over the age of 12.
    Had Cancer
    Had stitches.
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had or have a pet hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did "spirit day" at your school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tatto.
    Had something pierced
    Got straight A's.
    Been on Honor roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    fell in love/ had or have a crush on your bestfriend.

  15. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 11:38am UTC
    Instagram
    follow please :
    stefanieeiben

  16. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 11:27am UTC
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  17. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 11:22am UTC
    Your 7 names
    Your Real Name:
    Stefanie
    Your "Gangsta" Name:
    (first 3 letters of real name plus dizzle)
    Stedizzle
    Your Detective Name:
    (favorite color & favorite animal)
    Blue butterfly
    Your Soap Opera Name:
    (middle name & street you live on, or vice versa)
    Alva Angling
    Your Superhero Name:
    (2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
    Purple papsi <-- am i an advertisment?? o.O
    Your Witness Protection Name:
    (one of your parent's middle name)
    Jean
    Your Goth Name:
    (black & the name of one of your pets)
    Black Cappichino

  18. coffinpoet coffinpoet
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 11:19am UTC
    99 Confessions
    1. Last hug: anarida
    2. Last phone call: My grandmother..
    3. Last text message: Troy c:
    4. Last song you heard: secrets by one republic
    5. Last time you cried: Last Night
    HAVE YOU EVER:
    6. Dated someone twice: yes
    7. Been cheated on: yes
    8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Yeah.
    9. Lost someone special: Yes..
    10. Been depressed: yepp
    11. Pulled all-nighter:yea
    LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
    12. Sky Blue
    13: purple
    14: red
    THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
    15. Made a new friend: yea
    16. Fallen out of love: yes.
    17. Laughed until you cried: yes :)
    18. Met someone who changed you: for the worst..
    19. Found out who your true friends were: yea
    20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yepp
    21. Kissed anyone: yea
    YOUR LIFE.
    22.How many people on your followers list do you know in real life: about 2/3rds
    23. How many kids do you want: 3
    24. Do you have any pets: yes
    25. Do you want to change your name: nope
    26. What did you do for your last Birthday: had a party
    27. What time did you wake up today: 6:34
    28. What were you doing at midnight last night: texting
    29. Name something you cannot wait for: him...
    30. Last time you saw your mother: I honastly dont know... at my grandma's funeral
    31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: my cyclothymia
    32. What are you listening to right now: i want my inocence back by emily autumn
    33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yea.
    34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: spenny
    35. Most visited webpage: whisper
    36. Whats your real name: Stefanie
    37. Nicknames: stef, stef-stef, fannie, honey, pyro, luck charms, skittles.
    38. Relationship Status: i dont even know anymore..
    40. Male or female: Female
    44. Last kiss?: tuesday night
    45. Tall or short: short
    46. Height: 5''3
    47. Do you have a crush on someone: Yea
    48. What do you like about yourself: uhmm..,. not much.. my eyes
    49. Piercings:... I had ma ears pierced but they closed up
    50. Tattoos: none :/
    51. Righty or lefty: righty
    FIRSTS:
    53. First piercing: ears
    54. First best friend: Erin
    55.First sport you joined: Basketball
    56. First vacation: north carolina
    RIGHT NOW:
    59. Eating: oreos
    60. Drinking: pepsi
    61. I'm about to: do my work
    62. Listening to: fighter - gym class heroes
    63. Waiting for: This class to end
    YOUR FUTURE:
    64. Want kids: Yes
    65. Want to Get married: Sure
    66. Career: teacher or cosmotoligist
    WHICH IS BETTER:
    67. Lips or eyes: Eyes
    68. Hugs or kisses: Kisses
    69. Shorter or taller: Taller
    70. Older or Younger: older... but not too much
    71. Romantic or spontaneous: both
    73. Sensitive or loud: both
    74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship
    HAVE YOU EVER:
    76. Kissed a stranger: yepp
    77. Stole something for someone: yea
    78. Lost glasses/contacts: no
    79. hurt youself: yeah
    80. Broken someone's heart: yes
    82. Been arrested: almost
    83. Turned someone down: yes.
    84. Cried when someone died: Yea
    85. fallen for a friend: yes, My best friend
    DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
    86. Yourself: no
    87. Miracles: sometimes
    88. Love at first sight: no
    89. Heaven: sometimes
    90. Santa Clause: no
    91. Kiss on the first date: Maybe
    92. Angels: yes
    ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
    94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: no
    95. Did you sing today: yes
    96. First person in your contacts: alley harris
    97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? 4 years
    98. The moment you would choose: meeting jason
    99. Are you afraid of falling in love? sorta

  19. coffinpoet coffinpoet
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    December 17, 2012 11:39am UTC
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    December 17, 2012 11:32am UTC
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