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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 1:34pm UTC

If you've ever been called
"ugly",
put this as your quote,
&
whoever
[♥]'s it
disagrees.

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OverDoseSkinny
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July 1, 2014 3:43pm UTC

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TaintedCorruption
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Sister: What's a pedestrian?
Me: Ask mom.
Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.
Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!
Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.
Mom: But you are a pedestrain
Sister: *cries*

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 10:36pm UTC

imagine if we're all still on witty in 70 years...
"just got another new cat..... YOLO."
"bought adele's new album, 91 today..."
"can i please have 84 faves for my 84th birthday? (:"
"ONE DIRECTION SIGNED MY WALKING STICK"

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oursong
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 2:11pm UTC

sometimes,
when i'm really bored...
i like to lay down
on my kitchen floor
and pretend i'm a crumb.
nmf

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guitargirl13
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 12:08pm UTC

This is Joseph Kony.
(-.-)
/█\
||
How many slaps can he get?
1 FAVE = 1 Slap

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andreapicii
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
Tumblr

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totallynotacat*
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC

I really can't picture
anyone having a crush on me.
I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
or telling their friends about me.
I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
or even just smiled at them.
I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
or their cell phones when we're talking..

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brianamae
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 5:41pm UTC

saying:"shut up no one likes you!"when someone corrects you. ♥

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GreenMariLoves
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June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

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CandyBurst
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 9:10pm UTC

Guys, My pet ant died today.
I cant beleive it I was such a good owner, I gave him baths and everything Dx

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 2:27am UTC

when boys say lesbian couples are hot but gay guys are disgusting:
no.
when girls say gay guys are adorable but lesbians are disgusting:
also no.
when anyone thinks anyone is disgusting because of what gender they prefer:
no. no. no

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 4:15pm UTC

I wonder who I am
through everyone
else's eyes.

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peacegirl270
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 4:57pm UTC

I feel like teachers think we can do
anything in the last 5 minutes of class.
Because they're all like: Ok you have 5
minutes you can complete the
homework, other teachers' homework,
eat a sandwich, make a rocket, graduate
from college, find a truce for the Middle
East, and get to the edge of the
Universe and back.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 5:14pm UTC

WHAT'S A LIFE?
and where can i sign up for one?

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