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VEGA*
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August 8, 2010 5:16pm UTC

“we do not remember days,
we remember moments”

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HotChelleRae_Luv
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June 12, 2011 4:02pm UTC

Questions I Hate #3
Waitress: Table for how many...?
Me: 142... we like to change seats every 5 minutes...

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HotChelleRae_Luv
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June 12, 2011 4:10pm UTC

Questions I Hate #4
Doctor: So how are you today?
Me: Great! I just came to sell you Girl Scout Cookies!

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HotChelleRae_Luv
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June 12, 2011 5:18pm UTC

Questions I Hate #5
Boy: May I have this dance?
Me: Sure, I don't want it...

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HotChelleRae_Luv
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June 12, 2011 5:25pm UTC

Questions I Hate #6
Friend: w@t$ uP?
Me: Obviously not your grade in grammar...

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HotChelleRae_Luv
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June 12, 2011 6:49pm UTC

l a - l a - l a ,
w h a t e v e r .
l a - l a - l a ,
it doesn't matter .
l a - l a - l a ,
o h w e l l .

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HotChelleRae_Luv
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June 13, 2011 12:15pm UTC

Questions I Hate #7
Mom: Do you want me to give you a lesson on driving?
Me: DD Do you want to meet Jesus?

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HotChelleRae_Luv
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June 13, 2011 12:21pm UTC

Questions I Hate #8
Random Boy: Why do you think girls have harder lives?
Me: DD Why don't you ask me that again after you bleed out of your crotch, give birth, and experience period cramps while wearing heels.

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HotChelleRae_Luv
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June 13, 2011 7:50pm UTC

Questions I Hate #9
Cashier: Did you find everything you needed today?
Me: DDDon't you think I'd still be looking if I couldn't...?

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HotChelleRae_Luv
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June 13, 2011 8:23pm UTC

Questions I Hate #10
Mom: Where did you put your sunglasses?
Me: NDD Why do you ask me when you know I won't be able to find them & then when you look they'll magically appear?

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HotChelleRae_Luv
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June 13, 2011 8:31pm UTC

Questions I Hate #11
Aunt: Have you gotten bigger?
NMe: DD Have you gotten ruder?

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