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claudygirl1999
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December 23, 2012 5:47pm UTC

Then, as she asked me what is wrong do i want for dinner
I said nothing but I turned around and whispered 'everything'

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claudygirl1999
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September 4, 2012 12:07am UTC

Now waking up's hard to do,
and sleeping's impossibe too

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claudygirl1999
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June 21, 2012 7:12pm UTC

Let it rain, let it pour,
she don't love me anymore </3

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claudygirl1999
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May 21, 2012 5:39pm UTC

What to do before I die.
If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

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claudygirl1999
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March 28, 2012 4:16pm UTC

If my school found my witty,
I would be best friends with my
guidance counselor

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claudygirl1999
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March 8, 2012 9:24pm UTC

I'm so not over him!
but he likes her....</3
HELP ME WITTY?!

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claudygirl1999
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December 13, 2011 3:58pm UTC

I don't really care what you say,
I love him

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claudygirl1999
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September 10, 2011 12:52pm UTC

I know you're somewhere out there
Somewhere far away
I want you back
I want you back<3

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claudygirl1999
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September 10, 2011 12:39pm UTC

Even Though You Hurt Me,
Laughed At Me,
Broke My Heart,
Humiliated Me,
And Made Me Cry,
I Still Love You...
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