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February 16, 2010 6:43pm UTC

At my school Pimp means
Party
In
My
Pants

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claud
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February 13, 2010 7:20pm UTC

Phrase i made up!
Dont judge a walrus by its flubber!

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claud
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February 13, 2010 7:18pm UTC

Omg(3) to the thrid power!!!!!!!!!
Im in the seventh grade ( ITS NOT IMPORTANT DONT STALK ME)
Well an 8th grader gave me a rose for Valentimes day!!!!!!!!!!!

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December 29, 2009 3:23am UTC

8 Favorites;
• Favorite Color: Grey
• Favorite Food: Cheese
• Favorite Singer: Louis Armstrong
• Favorite Movie: Horton Hears a who
• Favorite Sport: Baseball
• Favorite Day Of the Week: Friday
• Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Mango
• Favorite Time of Day: afternoon
9 Currents;
• Current Mood: sleepy
• Current Taste: Coca-Cola
• Current Clothes: Jeans and a shirt
• Current Computer: Laptop
• Current Finqer/Toenail: ???? No paint
• Current Time: 2:04 a.m
• Current Surroundings: Room, tv
• Current Annoyance(s): headach
• Current Thought: My feet are cold. Grr im going to get another lecture about being sick!
5 Firsts;
• First Best Friend: Mommy
• First Crush: Ummmmmmm...... Idk
• First Screen Name: Nan
• First Pet: Gay papillon Max and Weird human-wanna-be bird Coco
• First Piercing: ears!
6 Lasts;
• Last Food Consumption: Candy
• Last Car Ride: From Mexico To the U.S
• Last Text Messaqe: Valero
• Last Movie Seen: I saw mommy kissing Santa
• Last CD Played: Eugenia de Leon
4 Have You Evers;
• Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends:ya
Have You Ever Broken the Law: nahhh
• Have You Ever Been Arrested: Nope.
• Have You Ever Been on TV: No
4 things:
you wear: Shirt jeans
You did last night: Watch the news play wii and pack
What you hear right now: The record player
You cant live with out: My mp3 family dog and some friends
5 Places youve been to:
1. Guanjuato
2. Monterrey
3. California
4. Austin
5. Houston
3 People you can tell anything
Chris
Jewel
Mom
Black or white: Black
Hot or cold: Hot

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December 29, 2009 2:34am UTC

The Dumb Blonde Test
33 out of 40 i think i counted 3 times
1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 [x ] You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
6 [x] You have ran into a tree
7 [x ] It is possible to lick your elbow
8 [x ] You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
9 [ x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm (oh S**** barely noticed)
10 [x] You just tried to sing them
11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
13 [ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. (never seen it)
14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 [x] You just looked at it
16 [ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 [x] A LOT of People have called you slow (just my mom. But only wen i do chores)
18 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
21 [ ] You've fallen asleep in class
22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 [x] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you (ya my parents and brother!)
25 [ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
27 [ ] You have eaten a bug
28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
31 [x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 [x] You break a lot of things; just about everyday
33 [ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 [x] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
ceiling/wall.
37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing

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November 24, 2009 10:32pm UTC

CODES I NEEDED TO SAVE
red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
To make a dotted border....
<div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
To make a hot pink backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
To make a black backround...
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a solid border....
<div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
to make a dashed border....
<div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
to make a medium blue backround....
<div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
</span></span></span></div>
to make a light pink backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a blue backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<

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posted a quote
November 24, 2009 10:32pm UTC

CODES I NEEDED TO SAVE
red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
To make a dotted border....
<div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
To make a hot pink backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
To make a black backround...
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a solid border....
<div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
to make a dashed border....
<div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
to make a medium blue backround....
<div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
</span></span></span></div>
to make a light pink backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a blue backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<

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claud
posted a quote
October 8, 2009 9:23pm UTC

Mommy today the kids at school told me ed was special but when i left they were just pointing at me and saying that i was ed. IM NOT ED, IM CLAUD!

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claud
posted a quote
October 8, 2009 9:20pm UTC

aDORKable
A mixture of a dork and adorable
An adorable dork
ADORKABLE!

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claud
posted a quote
October 8, 2009 9:17pm UTC

~ -
0 0
U
_ Confused

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claud
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October 8, 2009 9:15pm UTC

Chicks before dicks!
Bros before hoes!
A saying at my school

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claud
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October 8, 2009 8:00pm UTC

1.) How am I feeling today?
hey there delilah
2.) Where will I get married?
fun house
3.) What is my best friend's theme song?
rich girl
4.) What is school like?
pokerface
5.) What is the best thing about you?
her diamonds
6.) How is today going to be?
american idoit
7.) What is in store for this weekend?
you belong with me
8.) What song describes your parents?
snow
9.) How is my life going?
big girls dont cry
10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
lip gloss
11.) How does the world see me?
use somebody
12.) What do my friends really think of me?
move along
13) Who absolutly loves me?
seventeen forever
14.) How can I make myself happy?
shut up and drive
15.) What should I do with my life?
you
16.) Will I ever have children?
swing, swing
17.) What is some good advice?
it ends tonight
18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
heartless
19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
sexxy back
20.)What type of men do you like?
sexxy ladies
21.) Will you get married?
im a flirt
22.) What should I do with my love life?
stop and stare
Where will you live?
flashing lights
what will your last words be?
viva la vida

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October 8, 2009 7:25pm UTC

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claud
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August 21, 2009 11:25pm UTC

GUESS WHAT .............................. IMA BUY PLUTO! IM GOING TO CHANGE ITS NAME TO CLAUDIAS PLANET. iT GANA BE MY VACATION PLANET.

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claud
posted a quote
August 21, 2009 11:20pm UTC

HAPPY FRIDAY!
ITS A HOILDAY WE SHOULDNT GO TO SCHOOL ON FRIDAYS

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claud
posted a quote
August 13, 2009 12:59am UTC

Ima miss yall. and hopefully we will see each other. im just moving schools and im not gana forget yall. Anyways it will be hard to forget yall. I love yall and ima miss yall

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claud
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August 7, 2009 2:14am UTC

How to get your mom mad:
1. Sing loud when your in the car
2. Stare at her
3. Pull her hair when she is calm
4. Fight with sibblings and when she says stop it just laugh
5. Say the same thing over and over again
There is more but it will take to long to write dem all
Warning: Stand far away from her when experimenting these on her

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posted a quote
July 23, 2009 2:45pm UTC

WHAT ALL KISSES MEAN
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
-Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
-Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
-Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
-Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
-Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
-Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
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__________________
What the gesture means...
-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
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Advice;
Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
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Requirements;
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
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If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
missing will surprise you.
Repost this as "what every kiss means
not mine....
reposting it

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claud
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July 17, 2009 1:57am UTC

My cousin says:
The only exersise i do is walkin up and down the stairs. Cuz the dang kitchen is down stairs!

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July 17, 2009 1:54am UTC

Typical night
Me: Hey ricky
My bro: Hey
Me: What u doin
Him: Playin the WII wana play
Me: Sur
Him: What do you wana play
Me: Supa smash brothers
5 minuets later
Me: Why wont u just hurry up and die stupid donkey kong
Him: Shhhhhhhhhhhh dad in the other room
(We call him big ape)
We r the sibblings that r happy on the couch playin video games and drinkin soda. And cuss out donkey kong.

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