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1. Catherine_luvs_you
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2011 3:39pm UTC
   && i am tighter
   than the skinny jeans I wear ;)
   
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2. Catherine_luvs_you
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2011 4:07pm UTC
   What?
   You're better than everyone else
   because you stuff your bra?
   
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3. sparkly_rain_bows321
   posted a quote
   October 18, 2011 6:02pm UTC
   me when my friend falls:
   *HAHAHAHAHAHA*
   me when i fall:
   --______________--
   
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4. taytayx311
   posted a quote
   October 18, 2011 8:59pm UTC
   Imagine being
   one of those babies on the show
   16 and pregnant and
   knowing you're an accident.
   nmf
   
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5. sparkly_rain_bows321
   posted a quote
   October 18, 2011 5:47pm UTC
   i work out.
   my jaw moves pretty aggressively when im chewing food.
   
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6. xoalicecullenxo
   posted a quote
   October 18, 2011 7:08pm UTC
   S W A G
   Stupid Whores Acting Ghetto ;)
   
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7. rmb639
   posted a quote
   October 18, 2011 5:02pm UTC
   Parent:
   "Well when I was your age...."
   Me:
   "SHUT THE F*CK UP WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE YOU RODE DINOSAURS!"
   
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8. DrummerGirl
   posted a quote
   October 14, 2011 4:02pm UTC
   A stranger stabs you
   in the front;
   A friend stabs you
   in the back;
   A boyfriend stabs you
   in the heart,
   but best friends
   just poke each other
   with straws.
   
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